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Slayers (2022)
A great movie...
...to reset the "Crap Curve".
Every once in a while you get to a point where most movies are meh and provide you with nearly zero enjoyment. When this happens all you need to do is watch a truly horrible waste of time and all of a sudden those flicks you thought were 3s, 4s, or 5s are bumped up to 6s, 7s, & 8s by comparison - easy as that, abra cadabra.
I call this "resetting the Crap Curve" and this movie would be a great one to use for this purpose 'cause it su-hucks.
The wacky TikTok editing and broad-spectrum social media vapidness really makes me wonder why they didn't take it to the max and give us this pile in portrait instead of landscape.
It just shows they needed an idea guy like me on the team.
Run with the Hunted (2019)
Kinda boring, kinda goofy
Kinda lame story that could've been fleshed out a bit more, but I guess if you know the basics of the plot you'll be able to piece it together. Too much time was spent on the main character's youth and not enough on his rise in their organization. I have to wonder, was the director, John Swab, totally against asking the more experienced actors how they thought things were going or if they had any ideas? I'd imagine they'd have been able to help a little. Maybe he did? I can just see Michael Pitt & Ron Perlman rollin' up to the set, "Blah blah blah - that good? Okay, see you tomorrow", then they leave.
Whatever...skip this one.
Solitary (2020)
Not completely terrible, but yeah, it kinda is
As others have stated, aside from the visual effects, this movie is total crap, so, the rating I gave it is very generous. What's 'is name is barely adequate as the confused dork, but the female lead wasn't believable as a woman in the slightest because she can't act and she's typical Brit chick fug. Unfortunate. Just keep looking for something good to watch on movie night because you ain't gonna find it here. This gobbledygook will only anger your significant other and provide them with the grounds to begin divorce proceedings they've been looking for.
The Texture of Falling (2018)
What the hell did just watch?
I have had a sincere longing to go back to Portland, Oregon since me and my family moved away in 2006. Watching this film I can now totally remember why it didn't seem like a big deal at the time. The place is full to overflowing with pretentious "artists" splashing annoying pretentious crap all over the screen. Case in point, this 75 minute waste of time. The story sucks, the acting sucks, the music is public domain and poorly chosen. Some movies are so bad they are good, this one is so bad it's bad. Stay away and don't let the good reviews obviously written by the cast, crew, and their friends & family members trick you into wasting your time.
When you are on your deathbed you will remember this review and thank me for the extra hour and fifteen minutes you had to spend with your loved ones.
Tales of the City (1993)
A pile of horsecrap so big it's offensive
Jesus, I can't believe I actually sat through this steaming floater in exchange for getting a little action. I wanted to gouge out my eyes after 5 minutes. A trite show tailor made for empty headed, boring people that don't speak english. Should be grounds for divorce.
Jurassic Galaxy (2018)
Not the complete worst, at least it ain't boriing
This one isn't for fans of "good" movies, it's more for people that like cult films. It's one that may or may not find a place on shelves next to "Blood Freak" or "Samurai Cop", but it's worth a watch especially if you've got a few friends over and the bong is being passed around. The pilot chick is hot in her snakeskin pants and the rest of the actors get the job done, but the CGI dinosaurs are pretty comical. I'm not sure it's totally worth buying, but if you you find it streaming somewhere, you could do worse.