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Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Impressive
Honestly impressed how they were able to make such a terrible movie. Terrible acting, terrible plot, too much set up, and not enough dinosaurs. The first two Jurassic worlds weren't great but they felt like the originals. Worlds can't even explain how awful this was. Boring and just too long. Also, many political undertones, I want to forget this movie, unfortunately I can't.
Election (1999)
Just a good time!
They just don't make them like this anymore. It's nothing complicated or woke or anything with an agenda. It's just simple good fun. If you're looking for a movie to watch that just requires good vibes. Watch this!
Streets of Fire (1984)
Alpha!!
Cody is the definition of an alpha, awesome main character. I wish they still portrayed men like this in modern films. Other than the great main character, it was a good fun film. Solid story, wish I had found this film earlier. Definitely worth a watch!
The House That Jack Built (2018)
Jeeeez
I've watched many a horror films in my days but this one tops it all! I was truly disturbed and frightened from this film. I had to rewatch it several times to catch all the dialogue, the endless allegory's in this film were just amazing. It made you feel so many different emotions. This film takes up way too much space in my head. This is what horror films are all about. We need more of this!!
Greenland (2020)
Frightening!
This movie came out at the right time! With all the COVID stuff going on it made this movie seem a little too real. Gerald butler first off is just a great lead. The greatest thing about this film was just the realism. Watch this!
The Vast of Night (2019)
Instant classic!
This just had a classic twilight zone type feel, I loved all the dialogue. It was simple but worked so well. This is how UFO films should be made! If you are an alien sci-fi fan, watch this!
Willy's Wonderland (2021)
Who else but CAGE!
Just an hilarious spoof of cliche horror flicks but also very original and kick A! Nick cage is the definition of an alpha in this film, doesn't say a word and kills demonic animatronics! But also stays on his mission and takes the girl home in the end. Just a fun movie, everyone needs to watch!
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Should've watched sooner!
I put off watching this movie forever, mostly because I didn't like the animation. But since I ran out of Wes Anderson movies I decided to watch and it was just awesome! Characters were all dynamic and fun, the whole plot just kept your eyes on the screen. It had very subtle humor as typical of Anderson movies. Definitely worth a watch again and again!
The Way Way Back (2013)
Just great!
First off Sam Rockwell's character made this movie great!! He was the hilarious, caring and cool role model we all wanted as a teenager. This whole movie was just entertaining and just a feel good movie. Gotta be honest it was word seeing Steve Carell as the D bag. But Definitely worth a watch!
Clara (2018)
Original and refreshing
First off, great acting. Usually in these low budget indie films the acting can be pretty bad. But it was great in this one. It was simple and effective. Has a lot of truth to it when it came to science, loved the whole idea. It's definitely worth the watch.
Bloody Hell (2020)
Just watch!
Classic great horror film, entertaining the whole time and some unusual twist! Main character was great, and the plot was simple. Highly recommend watching!
Free Fire (2016)
"It's too late, I'm already offended"
Sharito Copley made this movie hilarious. His dialogue throughout was awesome. Other than that this movie was pretty great, solid and simple plot. Just don't think about what's going on too much and it's very enjoyable. Definitely Worth a watch!
Coherence (2013)
Pretty great!
What a clever and original movie. This is how you make a sci-fi movie. Didn't need crazy effects but the movie left you thinking and that's what sci-fi genre is all about. That's why the original twilight series was so successful, it made you think! Big Hollywood studios need to take note because if they took this type of approach with their huge budgets they would make incredible movies. This movie is a little cheesy and the actors aren't quite the best but it worked. I would definitely recommend watching.
The Voices (2014)
Why haven't I heard of this before??
Absolutely never heard of this movie before, but I'm glad I found it. What and entertaining movie, it was mixed with humor and it was also very dark. Ryan Reynolds really was creepy and nailed this character. I would highly recommend watching!
Green Room (2015)
Solid
Honestly wast expecting much from this but once it got going it didn't disappoint. Not really much to go into. All I can say is just watch and enjoy.
Cop Car (2015)
Good but frustrating
Assuming this movie takes place in modern time, it's hard to believe that two 9 year old boys don't know much about guns and driving. They had to be the dumbest boys in that town. They lived in a very small town which I'm assuming they would have a lot of exposure to guns and motor vehicles or they would have video games. It's like these kids never heard of a car or guns, it was very frustrating to see how dumb they were. I guarantee every kid who has ever been in a car knows how to drive, they might not be good at it but they know how. Most the movie I just wanted to punch them both in the face. You can't use the excuse "they're only 9", no 9 year old boy knows that little.
But Kevin bacon did make this movie somewhat entertaining, the plot was pretty good. I wish it would've dove more into that story then waste so much time on the two boys. The boys should've been a very small piece of the film.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Really???
What a boring, pointless and just unimaginative bs of a film. Most the time nothing was happening, and when something did happen it was just unappealing. The design of the aliens looked liked a 2nd grade drawing. They really couldn't do any better? I mean Spielberg was the one who instilled an image of how dinosaurs look in our heads with Jurassic park that will never leave but couldn't make a halfway decent alien?? Honestly had no idea what was happening most of the movie, mainly cause they filled it with pointless crap. I don't understand the high ratings. Maybe cause it was the time it came out? I guess since it's a classic movie that set the standard for UFO films you should watch it but just know it's a long boring ride and we've definitely come a long way and improved in that genre(thank god). Actors were awful and characters were frustrating. The most entertaining part was when they were trying to get through the town to devils canyon but that was it. There are much better ufo films out there.
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
Hilarious and spooky
Watch this!! I didn't know what to expect at the start but once it got going it didn't disappoint. It was a wild ride of laughs. Main character was awesome!
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
Hilarious and spooky
Watch this!! I didn't know what to expect at the start but once it got going it didn't disappoint. It was a wild ride of laughs. Main character was awesome!
Bastille Day (2016)
A cheesy mess
First off they are forcing a relationship between Elba and madden that's clearly not there. So it makes it hard to find any humor or connection with the characters. No charm whatsoever. Also, what's with half the movies Dialogue not there? No subtitles? It was very predictable, no originality. Elba was the only good thing about this movie. Just a very poor attempt.
Sunshine (2007)
Original, almost spectacular.
The scenario was different from all the other space sci-fi films. This is what gave it its quality. The cast was fantastic and all the characters were awesome, besides one... the villain somehow this guy was Superman. He was able to move quickly and had super strength and after suffering from major burns. This film had everything going for it until that character arrived. I get they had to create a dilemma but this is what they came up with? Lazy writing on that.
It was a pretty great film, but definitely could of been spectacular.
The Hateful Eight (2015)
What a ride!
From start to end this film was entertaining. Expected nothing less from Quentin Tarantino. All characters were dynamic and interesting, the set up was executed beautifully. Definitely worth the watch, my New favorite western! Filled with Classic blood and violence of Quentin Tarantino films.
Underwater (2020)
Wasted potential!
Love the idea of this film! From the start the film failed to pull you in and grab your attention. This movie had so much potential but it ends just leaving a bad taste in your mouth. Very bland and just all around disappointment.
Orange Is the New Black: God Bless America (2019)
Inaccurate political BS!
This show was good until is started spewing this false political propaganda. Obviously the creators don't really understand how ICE handles immigration and how they especially handle children! It should of just stuck to what it was good at. Which wasn't much. Also supporting abortion, Fig decides To get an abortion after experiencing a situation that rarely to never happens. What a weak display of character. This was just an awful episode to compliment an awful season. Glad to see the series end especially seeing where it was headed.
The Nice Guys (2016)
An unexpected masterpiece
Ryan gossling and russel Crowe make an unexpected beautiful combo! Entertaining the whole way, jokes are suttle but very funny. Ryan gossling is made for comedy. This film is very underrated! Definitely leaves you wanting more!