Reviews

You know, I knew that the minute this film came out all of the smith fans would flock to see it then come back and give it a raving review. Heck I was one of them who flocked to it. Kevin Smith has made a name for himself by making movies like Clerks which, though filled with dirty humor and foul language have some very, very smart observational humor about whatever the movie focuses on. In Clerks for example the employees of more or less a quickie mart and independent video rental place. O yeah it was gross but it also was smart. He made some good points. This move proves that like Jersey Girls that he cannot do anything else. He cannot do love stories or Drama. This movie had the potential to be a movie that was raunchy yes but also made some good points about the porn industry. Instead it was like a high schoolers attempt at getting all of his friends in the movie nude. Yes ladies Jason Mewes is butt naked front and back in the movie. It is pointless. Utterly pointless. There is no humor that is above the ten year old level. If you really are a Kevin Smith fan you will think this movie was a waste. It joins Jersey Girls and Luther Reigns. I don't like Kevin cause he can make really gross stuff. NO. HE IS A SMART MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO COMMENT ON LIFE. Did he lend his brain to Simon Pegg for the rest of his life? If he makes another movie that is utterly pointless like this one Broken Lizard productions and Simon Pegg will have my vote from now until the day I die.

In every movie masterpiece there is that one scene or factor that grabs the audience and pulls it in, trapping it for the duration of the film. Sometimes it is an action sequence, sometimes a drama sequence, other times love or just odd. RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION does NOT have that scene. The only way this movie manages to keep your interest is to have you on the edge of your sit waiting for that scene to come, waiting to finally be pulled into the movie.

This movie was mediocre at best. None of the characters, including Alice were developed at all. So much lack of development was there that I didn't care for any of the convoy people at all. That's a shame cause they had real potential with the Alice romance.

I wish the directors would not have changed. This director tries to be a great cinema director, with great scenes but just serves to show that Milla does have blemishes on her face when the camera is a millimeter away from it.

THE FOLLOWING COMMENT IS A SPOILER. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED.

In what I have to deem one of the dumbest and most far fetched moments in comic/ vigilante/zombie/video game movies a Fourth movie is left open for in which an army of fighting Alice will destroy the umbrella corporation. AN ARMY OF FIGHTING ALICE. HUNDREDS OF THEM. What in gods name? Come on I know that in a video game that would look cool, but it has already been proved that if you have hundreds of the same person, i.e. the agent in the matrix movies it just looks corny and stupid.

This movie proves that Hollywood is beginning to make movies that will appeal to the ignorance out there. The people that don't have enough sense to understand good movies. This coupled with Superbad proves what our parents have feared for years.

It is you people who watch these movies and go, "Wow that was good," that will be responsible for the destruction of not this country but the world when you take charge. You don't even have enough common sense to understand the smarter things in life.