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2/10
Complete and utter CRAP!
24 July 2007
Yes I fell for the trailer trick (watching the trailer, thinking the movie is going to be good and then watching the movie and realising it's the biggest load of crap to ever be invented). The trailer looked funny to me and I thought that it was going to be hilarious but alas, it wasn't.

It's about a meatball, some chips and a milkshake cup going on an adventure to find out about some exercise equipment. That is literally the storyline, nothing else to it! A three-year-old baby could develop a better movie.

I will admit that I laughed at the beginning part with the food playing Death Metal and then I sat through an hour and a half watching this load of crap. If you want to see a better movie than this, see ANYTHING AT ALL because nothing, absolutely nothing, could be worse than this. This makes Epic Movie the best movie in the whole wide world. I wished that I hadn't wasted part of my life on this and now I'll never get that precious hour and a half back, thanks a lot!
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Hairspray (2007)
8/10
Terrific! but too many songs, lol.
24 July 2007
When I first heard of this movie, I must admit that I thought that it wasn't going to be good. To me, it looked like an excuse to make a musical but after seeing the adverts and the comments made on this movie, I thought I should give it a look-see. I admit it, I was wrong, this movie was really good and I'm not much of a fan for musicals.

John Travolta just made me laugh when he showed up as Edna and saying the one-liners and also the fun and charm in the movie that shouldn't fail to rub on anyone. The movie is set back in the sixties and tells about when white and black were apart and shows us about the joining of the two together. Also, some of the songs are a little bit catchy and the cast was great. I was shocked about Amanda Bynes because of her voice, it was terrific and, of course, Queen Latifah's voice was brilliant. Also, the dances were great as well.

I will admit on its downside that there may have been a little too many songs because it felt like they burst into song every 5 seconds but don't let that put you off. Hairspray is a great and funny film that all the family could enjoy.
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10/10
As a Harry Potter fan, LOVED IT!
18 July 2007
I have seen this film and can only come up with one word to say 'AWESOME!'. This could easily pass as the best Harry Potter movie in the series at the moment. It's just like the book, gripping and very dark. The characters were played very beautifully and the new characters weren't on for too long or too short but the times were just right.

I am a big Harry Potter fan of both the books and the movies and can easily say that whatever bad things you hear about it, they are wrong. The effects was mind-blowing, the acting was superb, the characters were amazing and the battle scenes was fantastic. Before I watched it, all I heard was "not enough action" and "the acting was too frozen", I say that all of that is absolutely wrong. Sure, there wasn't so many action scenes but God were they good! And as for the acting, they were so wrong it's unbelievable. Imelda Staunton was great as the bitchy evil teacher, Professor Jane Umbridge and also Evanna Lynch who played Luna Lovegood played her amazingly. I would say that everything, and I mean everything, was just right. So, to all of you people in doubt, especially Harry Potter fans, don't be! But if you are the picky type, then don't whinge and whine about it because there is nothing wrong about this movie, FACT!
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Saw III (2006)
9/10
One word...WOW!
16 November 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I absolutely loved the first and second Saw and the third and maybe last one had just blown them away. It made the last two look like kid's programmes. I absolutely loved this installment. Well done to all the crew and cast.

Not all of the time but normally, films that have sequels in them aren't as good as the first but Saw 3 is an exception. Tobin Bell did amazingly as Jigsaw. The blood and gore on this installment is unbelievable (in a good way). But it is kind of a shame that it may be the last one because I enjoy the Saw movies very much.

However, it did leave some questions unanswered such as the envelope Amanda received and what happened to the little girl? However, I hope there is gonna be another one as me, along with many other SAW fans will not get bored of this movie.

I give it a 9/10
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Cry Wolf (2005)
8/10
absolutely gr8
12 January 2006
I thought this movie was going to be just blood and guts and that was it, but when I saw the trailer for this movie. It looked really cool. I went to see it in the cinemas and I thought it was fantastic. My favourite character was Dodger. It's about eight students who play a lying game and start to create a killer. Soon, after they made all of the details, they decide to make up how the victims die. They e-mail it to everyone and then a killer really is born. Great horror classic that grabs your mind instead of being scared of the blood and guts. This would have to be two thumbs up from me. This will definitely not disappoint horror fans. :-)
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9/10
I hope they do a sequel
11 January 2006
I am a South Park fan and I watch the shows all the time. This movie is the most funniest movie ever. It's kind of like a funny and rude musical. How great! Cartman is funnier than ever and Kenny has a funny death like every episode has. The four boys see the new Terrance and Phillip movie and they see it and Terrance and Phillip start saying naughty words. The boys start saying the words and soon every kid in South Park start to say the swear words. The parents overhear and want to do something about what Terrance and Phillip has done to their kids. The humour in this movie is absolutely great, the songs are even more hilarious and the story is brill. Trey and Matt have also done Team America which is also very funny. This gets a 9 from me. I hope they do a sequel. If you want to see more comments I have made, go to www.freewebs.co.uk/moviez4life.
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10/10
Spellbindingly magical all the way
10 January 2006
This film has to be the most magical movie ever. Warner Bros has outdone themselves with this film adaption. We see Harry Potter back at Hogwarts but this time he will be proving himself once more by doing the tri-wizard tournament. The only thing is he never actually entered himself. Harry Potter along with his friends, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, must now find out who did it. Once again, this has to be one of the most thrilling yet spellbinding movie ever. If this movie was brilliant, I could almost imagine what the next one is going to be like. Daniel Radcliffe has once again gave a magnificent performance as the hero, Harry Potter. This film is wicked and is a must for a family night out.
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Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2005 Video Game)
prepare for a thrill of a ride
9 January 2006
If there are any racing fans or non-racing fans out there. You will love this game. This game has everything a racing game should have. There is racing, rivals, chicks and of course, the need for speed. You play as a street racer and you win a lot of races until something goes wrong with your car, the rival you were racing has now got your car and what you need to do is to get your car back. You now have to work your way up the blacklist to race the rival again. The game can sometimes be hard to steer around corners but that means there is something wrong with your car. Other than that, this game is a must-have for everyone. This game would be better to play with on a steering wheel.
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