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The Tax Collector (2020)
One of the worst movies ever
This movie is just so awful it is honestly like something a high school class would put together. Shia never the best actor plays a role that makes absolutely no sense. The acting is awful, the film is full of awful cliches and you know what is going to happen every step of the way because of these cliches. It is definitely a white director thinking he understands the LA gang and minority culture and it fails in every level.
If you run across the film while bored like I did don't watch it. If someone tells you it is good call them a liar. If someone says you should watch it cut ties with that person. If any of those actors or director ever get another job after that train wreck movie there should be an investigation in to it. I as sit here I mourn the little Digital 0s And 1s that gave their binary code lives for this movie. It was so bad we may want to consider protesting it. We should all meet in Hollywood and insist that this movie be pulled so innocent people do have to suffer. The only good part of this movie is the first 1/10th of a second when the end credits start because you realize that you'll never be subjected to it again..
In fact, I should get money for the pain and suffering I experienced writing this review but I need to warn others. Seriously, I have no idea why they even bothered with Shia's character it ultimately makes no sense. Don't watch this you have been warned.
Killing Eve: Management Sucks (2020)
Just awful
Seriously, truth be told this is the steepest decline in a show that I can remember. The first two seasons were refreshing, fun and quirky. By episode 6 I was hoping entire cast would somehow be on a bus that was hit by a train that then exploded. I just wanted it over with and buried. I couldn't wait until the season started and by episode 3 I would watch it a week after it aired and I even had times where the next episode had already come out but I just couldn't be bothered.
Anyhow, they just got so boring and what is the deal with the gal from game of thrones character? I don't think she did a bad job it was just a character that had no reason to exist.
Ugghh I can't even get in to writing this it is just awful
And I am pretty sure if we weren't in lock down someone would have told me not to even bother. Ridiculous show that started out so well is just pathetic.
The Hustle (2019)
Gross and The References to Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is the Real Con
First of all, the over the top I am a big gross woman is not funny it is lazy ridiculous type of comedy. Where Steve Martin was funny, charming and interesting Wilson is just big and crass. Hathaway an attractive gal spends most of the movie looking like she is going to the coffee shop on a hung over Sunday AM. The outfits she wears are atrocious. Where Michael Cain came across as someone who could pull the con off she comes across as someone with a fake accent that doesn't care- I am 20 minutes in to the movie and even though I have never considered suing anyone I'd join a class action lawsuit if someone were to sue everyone involved for everything they own. There needs to be stiff punishment for people who spend money on awful movies like this.
In all honesty, the world would be a better place if they had taken the money spent on this and given it to terrorist instead of making this movie.
Rebel Wilson is not funny- Gross, obese, crass and awful are not comedic-
Blindspot (2015)
Was Great Now Awful
The acting has gotten progressively worse.
Not sure exactly what happened but I used
to tolerate the show but I feel like it has just become reptitive and relies too heavily on ZIP
being responsible for major plot points.
The guy that plays Weller while popular with the ladies is an awful actor and is too pudgy to be operational. And BTW they way they have deputy directors going put on missions is ridiculous NEVER HAPPENS.
Jane is unappealing and bad and ALWAYS has the worst haircuts and the fight scenes with her don't even try to cover up the idea of a stuntman. Its like they just put a wig and dark clothes on a man and don't care if it is obvious. The gal playing Jane is comically bad as an actress. When they zoom in for a facial expression it is like someone doing a parody of a bad 70s soap opera. Did I mention the hairdos? Whoever designs her hairdos should be forced to go wrestle alligators in a Florida reptile park.
Rich dot com is still kind of entertaining,
Patterson is getting super hot and so is Tasha but Tasha is a bad actress. Reed as a character is just uninteresting and boring. Don't care what if anything happens to him.
And for God's sake get rid of the brother... He is such a bad actor it makes me mad. Just seeing him makes me furious and when he did the Aussie accent I wanted to go to a petting zoo and punch animals. And I love animals- why does NBC want me to punch small animals?
The show used to be fun because it didn't take itself seriously now they think they are super but don't have the chops to pull it off. Like they want it cancelled and are being purposefully awful.
Boooooo