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Two If by Sea (1996)
Sandra, no Bull
Sandra bullock was in her prime adorableness and Probably the cutest Sandra's ever been. Her and Leary got kinda annoying at times with their bickering and some scene's dragged on. It also could have used maybe a little more action, close calls, escapes or car chase scenes to make it exciting and less horseback riding and arguing. And I didn't mind Leary's Boston accent but some may have hated it. It was funny enough with the cops being doofy to be enjoyable and the story line was not bad at all. There's definitely better romantic comedies out there but All around a good watch if you love Sandra Bullock.
My Dinner with Andre (1981)
Just dinner at a restaurant that most can't afford
A man is meeting an old friend at an extremely nice restaurant. The man he is meeting is wealthy and wearing a nice sweater. He doesn't seem to struggle with money. They drink expensive wine, food and They talk about existence , philosophy and life and Never leave the table.
I couldn't help but think that this would be better listening to this film like a podcast on my ear buds as I did chores and I would not have to look at two Middle Aged men and the old grumpy waiters. Also, being familiar with philosophical ideas and spirituality, I didn't find any of the conversation too enlightening or new. Though there were plenty of interesting points made.
Honestly, I get more out of listening to some teachings by Jiddu Krishnamurti or Alan Watts or Eckhart Tolle. Plenty of deep existential movies out there with good ideas and that actually tell a story in a way.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020)
All other comedians may be cowards
Sacha Baron Cohen Is brave and is changing things. You other comedians are just jokes and socia media comments. Learn how to be brave and bold and do something great. Do the cowardly if you are able to prank. Most comedy acts are weak and just complain but Sacha Baron Cohen is actually at war and you all are just watching on the internet.
You all hate if you are a republican because you're bored, but you have to respect his gumption and audacity.
Anyway stop being lazy and do something bold. Rhyme and freestyle for a living not pre written though. Improv and let it flow from the top. Very funny.
The Rehearsal: Scion (2022)
I loved the 1st episode ....
I love the existential feel of this but some parts just made me cringe and I was glad when it was over.
I enjoy Atom Egoyan and Charlie Kaufman so this should be perfect for me but using the real people who I can't stand personally, makes the show too cringey. In this episode both the religious lady and her male interest were so sickening It ruined it for me. Nathan is brave but I feel his idea didn't work out as well as some say. I noticed that it pretty much sticks with the same theme throughout the rest of the season, even with the same lady, staying away from what he tried to do with the 1st episode.
Bob's Burgers: The Gene Mile (2019)
Very good
Hmmmm, Sometimes on here you read the weirdest reviews and the one star review for this episode is strange..
Both storylines are good and This episode has so many one liners and just brings back nostalgia. Like free ice cream scoops, calling in to win tickets and the dreaded mile, walk/run as a kid. .
I hope rheybbring badk more Cale episodes in the furred as well.
Tina and Jimmy Jr. Runing is enough to watch this episode. I'll just add a Tina quote because that made me laugh
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Tina- "Oh- crap I forgot my hard hat"
Jimmy Jr.- "Why do you need a hard hat?"
Tina- "'Cause I'm gonna demolish you."
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Adam Pally was hilarious, great voice acting and CG
Great kids movie especially if you remember it from the Sega games. I am glad it had a reference to snow dogs. Very funny and great action for kids and adults. I could see me watching the cop Adam Pally in more comedies, something about him had me laughing.
Game of Death (1978)
Fights
On the documentary Bruce Lee: A Warrior's Journey has the full pagoda fight that should be watched over and over again if you are a martial arts film fan. That actually should have been the whole movie.
Getting Doug with High (2013)
Some good episodes if the guests are good
Some episodes are good but it's not because of the host. Doug Benson isn't unfunny but I wouldn't say he is funny. Doug pretty much relies on the guest to make this show entertaining. There is a lot of people on there that are boring and that I just don't have any interest in, as well as a few rude guests for a stoner program. Many times the guests get awkward high and don't know what to do, which is very understandable.
A few episodes are worth watching with Joey Diaz, Sarah Silverman, Eric Andre, Open mike eagle, Anthony Jeselnik, Jay Oakerson, Doug Stanhope, and some other decent guests. The funniest one is the with Jon Daly and Zack Pearlman... they absolutely have the best time and genuinely had me cracking up.
Knock Off (1998)
Favorite part was the rickshaw race by far.
So I watched it for the people involved in the action coordinating and yes, it does have non -stop action, it also has non-stop bad acting. I dislike(d) Rob Schneider immensely and find him always annoying. Maybe him and van-damme look a little alike but I found any type of action Schneider was doing laughable and unbelievable. Jean-Claude Van Damme has some high kicks and there are some good fights, he also some attempts at humor that fail. Some action scenes I noticed he apparently doesn't do all his own stunts and it is obvious during some parts. I would imagine someone else in the role working with these fight choreographers and it would have been amazing, I like van damme somewhat but not here.
Some Pros- fun action and interesting camera work AND Lela Rochon is stunning.
Some Cons- the acting and comic relief.
The story and twists are not mind blowing Either, especially if you watch a lot of movies.
It's not bad just not good and definitely isn't deserving of the 90s action cult status some are giving it.
Jie tou sha shou (1996)
Not a True Sequel In my Opinion
Because of the poor dubbing and its comparison to iron monkey, I think it gets bad reviews. I'm just speculating, but I believe this film was probably done before Donnie Yen was a star. They just released it with a title as Iron Monkey 2 for the video/dvd to bank in on Donnie Yen and Woo-Ping Yuen's Action choreography. I enjoyed the fights and tried my best to understand what was going on but not as bad as everybody here is saying. Or maybe I just watch a lot of movies.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Gross Movie
I am surprised that so many people liked it, probably because of Ryan gosling. I felt like It was shallow in a lot of ways and made women come off as unintelligent. The son's story line with the baby sitter was a horrible idea. I Would have given it a lower rating if it wasn't for Steve Carell being funny.
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Adorable Meg Ryan
Both the leads are endearing and have good chemistry. Great dialogue even if it's a bit dated. Had to only give it a lower rating because of the cringe scenes with the old actors portraying couples and how they met, that for me, took away from the story.
Annie Hall (1977)
I can't relate to Woody
I can't stand Woody Allen as an actor and I think he's a somewhat overrated director. This one by him is good and few others are worth seeing, but I wish he was not in them.
The Black Mamba (2011)
Legendary and funny
Funny and relevant and if you love Kobe then this is a must watch. You can watch it on Utube.
The Last Man on Earth (2015)
The first season was perfect
I loved the first season but kept on going downhill. It had some really great cameos though, like John Hamm and will Ferrell and the episode with Kristen Wiig. Might have been better as a movie even.
Wrecked (2016)
Some real funny moments.
Rhys Darby is hilarious in this, but my favorite character is played by Will Greenberg .. The dude must've study frat guys for sure. Some episodes are near perfect.
The Girlfriend Experience (2009)
Probably would've been better as a documentary
Steven Soderbergh has good and bad films, to me this is one of his bad ones. And Sasha Grey as beautiful as she is cannot act too well.
House of Games (1987)
I'm surprised this has such a high rating
Felt like a TV movie in parts and the characters were not believable.
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
jenna fischer Was not good
Great comedy, John C Reilly was a genius but Jenna Fischer should've been recast. Why couldn't they find somebody who could actually sing and use their real voice?
House of Evil (2017)
absolutely horrible
Even if you can get past the horrible acting (I mean really really horrible overacting), the plot is so overdone it will leave you bored to tears. This movie is in no way "homage" to the classic pieces of the genre. It was not nearly original or well directed enough to be considered such. Very much a failed attempt. Don't waste your time unless you want a laugh at the bad acting.