Reviews

I'm hugely disappointed that I missed the premier of this cinematic tour de force. This film was shamefully overlooked by the Academy despite having all the elements of other epic films. The plot was essentially how a cunning genius was able to-against the odds-achieve his dream of creating his magnum opus autobiographical work with the financial backing of hundreds of admirers. It follows a day in his life as he gets a complete makeover, trading his earthy manly look for one of fruit. Not content with that transformation-he seeks to improve physically. All the while doing what he does best: teaching etiquette while drinking wine and hassling Ted Cruz. Aaaaaaaannnnndddd post.