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300 (2006)
Amazing
This has to be one of the most amazing movies that I have ever seen I was in awe at the amazing look of it I mean it was all filmed in a warehouse. anyone who did not enjoy this movie or says it sucks has no concept of what an amazing action movie truly is. I can't wait for the D.V.D. sure I know there are a million bootlegged copies but I have the patience to wait for it nd think it is worth the money to buy.
Once Again if you hated this movie then you have no concept of what an amazing action movie really is.
this is definitely one of the best movies of the decade. and hands down one of the best movies I have ever seen.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
I'm Still Laguhing
I Regret not seeing this in theaters but i couldn't due to personal matters.... I rented it the day it came out on DVD and Bought it the day after. this movie is so outrageously hilarious. now any one who red my Napolian Dynamite review would think that i would have hated this movie but there was something about it that just makes me laugh until it hurts. any one who is offended by antisemitism or fighting Naked guys or the barrage of other things that are so wrong with this movie should avoid it.
Loved this movie so much.
DO NOT SHOW THIS TO YOUR KIDS!
Alpha Dog (2006)
Pleasantly Surprised
I had my doubts about Alpha Dog. Mostly involving Justin Timberlake. To my definite surprise Timberlake is a pretty descent actor. My main attraction to this movie was Bruce Willis, who does not have a large part. Since I never bash a movie without giving it a shot i decided to give it a shot and was pleasantly surprised.
I definitely enjoyed Alpha Dog. From beginning to end it is a very good movie with a shocking and very unexpected twist. To all of you who maybe thought that it was too shocking you need to remember that that's how it happened so you just need to except it the way it is.
Fast, Shocking, Gripping, Great Movie. I don't care how many people say otherwise.
The Departed (2006)
Amazing
WARING THIS COMMENT GIVES THE ENDING AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to say that this is one of the best if not the best Scorcese film that I have ever seen and is definitely in my top five best movies I've ever seen right after Pulp Fiction, Sin City and Good Will Hunting and right before Die Hard.
This is a masterfully made movie with a knockout all star cast. I was Shocked through most of the movie however i did predict one thing. I knew Sheen was going to go out the window. and agree with me if you laughed a little after Dicaprio's sudden bullet in the head like I did. how ever Mark Whalberg's return to kill Damon was unpredicted as well but was cool. No Flaws! 100% Great! Gripping! Stunning!
Turistas (2006)
I Want My Money Back!
Possible mild spoiler
This movie is the biggest ripoff pathetic excuse for a horror movie since Wolf Creek. I'm sad to say that I saw it on opening day and paid ten bucks to see it. it truly takes a lot for me to hate a movie but i can honestly say that i hated Turistas.
No gore (unless you count surgery).
Nothing overly disturbing.
Violence....... Yes that is one thing they did not lie about.
the only possible scary thing is the actual possibility of the events in the movie happening but is it gonna do for vacations what Jaws did for beach parties..... I Think Not.
Band Camp (2005)
The Best and Most Outragous American Pie in the Series
American Pie Presents Band Camp is hilarious and goes so much farther than all the other's true only Jim's dad and the Sherminater return from the trilogy but the new kids they found are great. If your not interested in the following then don't watch this movie.
1. tons of hot topless girls. (because a lot of the girls take their clothes off, A lot.)
2. gross out humor.
3. strong language.
4. people doing weird things with Oboes.
5. under aged drinking.
6. a kid who's actually more immature that Steve Stiffler.
But if that's your thing than this is your movie. American pie lovers will love this movie. in my opinion it is 10X funnier than all the others.
The Butcher (2006)
What a Rip.
There is absolutely nothing original in this movie.
First Rip: The Girl in the road who has escaped from the psycho is ripped right out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Second Rip: Use of a chain saw for graphic death was once again ripped from TCM
Third Rip: The group of kids going strait to the killers house is yet again from TCM
Fourth Rip: Their college Kids! Horror movie's off college kids left and right. come on please. How about some originality.
Fifth Rip: The set up car accident is a possible rip from the GOD AWFUL Wolf Creek.
Though I never saw wrong turn I have heard that there is a wrong turn feeling to this movie. Bottom line people this movie holds nothing original. It can be avoided but it's not a complete waste.
Prison Break (2005)
Explosive Movie Like Story- - - - I am in awe
I absolutely love this show in every way. this show gives you drama action and a small amount of romance. it also holds tragedy and Undeniable brilliance. this is a show that I believe will survive on FOX or at least it better. the first season goes so far over the top that it is almost too much for T.V this is like a full blown movie that is so absolutely great that it has to be given to you in one hour doses because throwing it at you all at one would be too big of a shock too your senses. Watch this show but be sure you watch them all because it is an intense continuation of an excellent story of exactly how far some people will go for their family. It is a show that should not be missed and if season 2 is only half as great as the first one then this show will definitely go down in history with Fox's great accomplishments
Running Scared (2006)
A truly Excellent and Exciting Movie.
Running scared is a gripping, plus pounding Thrilling, Suspesfull movie that no Action, Thriller, Suspense or Crime drama movie lover should miss. This movie grabs you at the first second and doesn't let you go until the credits. it is packed with action violence, great acting and an excellent plot. Running Scared will definitely go down in with the other crime dramas, and Action Thrillers. I highly recommend Running Scared.
10 out of 10
100% Great
Check it out.
The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Entertaining and Interesting
I just saw the Da Vinci code last night and I enjoyed it a lot. It is a very interesting story with some interesting characters. It was a little confusing but if you pay attention then you'll be fine. This is a very good movie with some interesting plot twists that you will never see coming. if you don't catch the Da Vinci code in theaters thats OK it can wait but its worth the money to see it in theater.
It is Mysterious.
It is interesting.
It is worth seeing
Trust me.
I give it a nine
Over the Hedge (2006)
Dreamworks brings in another great.
I Just got home from seeing over the hedge and I loved it. it is anther great movie done by Dream works. this movie has some action, lots of comedy and a little drama, not to mention a real plot. this is great, check it out in theaters if you can. great for all ages, a few adult jokes, but mostly family fun.
This one is bound to go down as one of the great animated movies of the 21st century.
100% great and absolutely hilarious.
If you like Shrek, Madagascar, Toy Story, Monsters inc. etc. then you'll love Over The Hedge.
The Punisher (2004)
Do Not Be Fooled, This IS NOT A REMAKE IT'S A PREQUEL
Now I know that if you go under keywords for this movie that it says it's a remake but trust me it's not. in the original 1989 punisher, Frank Castle had already been the punisher for 5 years. in this one he is frank castle for most of the move. this movie is a prequel to the one with Dolph Lundgren.
This is the story of the pain that frank castle went through to become the Punisher. this is kind of like Red Dragon if you will (Red Dragon is the story of a man who seeks help from Hannible Lecter to catch a sadistic murderer) MAJOR RED DRAGON SPOILER (at the end Hannible is told that Clarice is on the phone for him) just like how at the end of this move Frank Castle says "Frank Castle is dead, call me The Punisher.
This is the story of the people he had to kill and the ones he had to loose in order to be the punisher we see in the 1989 version.
GREAT MOVIE!!!!
10/10
Check it out, just remember its a prequel.
Robot Chicken (2001)
one of the funniest things on Adult Swim
Robot Chicken is absolutely hilarious. At first look i thaought it was stupid until my friend turned me on to it and I'm glad he did. i watch it every Sunday at 11:30.
I love Stop Motion Animation I think the whole concept is awesome. so naturally i love a show of all stop motion. this is definitely one of my favorites.
Don't let the title turn you away. it is only ten minutes long so give it a chance and if you don't like it.... whats ten minutes right
Perfect 10
Check it out
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Not as good as the first two but a decent ending to the trilogy.
I saw this movie on opening day and I was not disappointed. but I was not thrilled either. it was really good and is definitely worth checking out. it is worth the 6-10 dollars to see it in theaters. if you haven't seen the first two... don't worry you can still get this one seeing the first two may help a little but this one takes place a few years after MI:II and has no continuing story. I'm sure that this will be the last one of the series.
I give it a 9 Check it out for your self if you liked the first two you should like this one Bottom Line: You will either love it, or you'll hate it
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Excellent!
Black Hawk down has to be my absolute favorite war movie of all time. it tells a great story and shows the devotion and dedication that all soldiers have so that they can get the job done.
It shows that even though most of the other world steriotypically hates America.... We still put our necks on the line to help them when they need the help. we help when we are not asked.
This is a truly great war movie that should not be missed. Definitely check this one out it is worth it.
10/10
100% great
NO FLAWS
Wolf Creek (2005)
Allow Me To Save You 99 Minutes of Your Life.(Ultimate Spoilers)
Now I am a fan of the psychological thriller/slasher/horror/suspense genre and if you plan to see this movie DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, I'LL SAVE YOU 99 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW.
3 kids fresh out of college, 1 Australlian (Male) 2 British (Female) are on a road trip to the wolf creek crater then there car breaks down. a seemingly friendly man picks them up and feeds and houses them. OK nice guy right.... WRONG. they awake the next morning in different situations. one bound and gaged, one hanging from her wrists and awaiting brutal torture. and the guy awakes to realize that he has been crucified. OK the bound,gagged girl gets out and tries to help her friend by shooting the killer in the neck. (temporarily effective) they get away but not far the one girl who was bound,gagged decides to break one of the horror movie rules, she goes back to the killers house. where he cuts off some of her fingers off and then puts a machete in her back severing her spine. he then hunts down the other girl shoots her and the man who tried to help her and burns the girls. the guy gets himself down off the nails and escapes completely and goes to the police but the police don't see him as a good enough source being the only witness and the killer was never found.
Based off a true story, but a very bad movie that is all it is right there 1/10.
Good Will Hunting (1997)
I Love This Movie
I Can't say much about why I Love this movie so much because I don't know why I love it as much as I do. It is Addictive. It is Very Well Written. I just love this movie so much.
AN ABSOLUTE MUST SEE!!!!!!!
10 stars!!!!
100% BRILLIANT!!!!
WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBIN WILLIAMS IS SO GREAT AS A SERIOUSE ACTOR...TRUST ME.
This is an absolutely brilliant movie that must not be missed by anyone. see good will hunting... trust me it is great.
The Devil's Advocate (1997)
Slow But Absolutely Brilliant.
Now I didn't think that I was going to like this movie but I was pleasantly surprised. I only watched because there was nothing else on, and I'm glad that I did.
This movie is incredibly slow but watch it until the end... trust me it gets better and better.This movie was completely Excellent in every way.
Now I don't really believe in Hell or Satin or even god. but that did not stop me from loving a movie based around the devil (Not a spoiler, you know it involves the devil from the name.)
TRUELEY GREAT
AN ABSOLUTE MUST SEE
10 STARS
100% AWESOME
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
You Absolutely Must watch this movie from beginning to end without stopping or you won't get it
First off I gave this a 10 only because the scores don't go any higher, I give it a 20.
Lucky Number Slevin is absolutely brilliant. It was excellent all the way. it has the all star cast of Bruce willis, Morgan Freeman, Sir Ben Kingsley, Josh Hartnet, and Lucy Liu. All the actors played belevible roles in a great movie. this has a great plot line and great diologue. If you see this when it premeres on Starz or HBO or whatever and it has already started. turn it off, you need to watch it from the beginning. this movie does get weird, but don't turn it off because, trust me it all comes together in a great way.
Lucky Number Slevin is great and is not to be missed
It is 100% great... NO EXCEPTIONS.
any action movie lover will love Lucky Number Slevin.
The Cave (2005)
Like a Two-bit Zombie movie with a kick
SPOILERS
OK First off, This movie is slow. It is filled with plot holes.
Now why is it like a zombie movie with a kick? well, because when someone gets bitten by the monsters they turn into one, the kick is that they don't dye, and once they change they are a lot harder to kill.
What I Think Killed This Movie:
1. The last half hour is plot hole after plot hole.
2. It feels twice as long as it really is.
3. They never kill any of the monsters.
4. You don't actually see anybody die.
What I Think Saved This Movie:
1. Good Acting.
2. Belevible Special Effects.
3. People going insane.
I give this movie a 5 it had potential, but the story killed this movie.
Mindhunters (2004)
Just When you think you've got it figured out, you don't
This is a very entertaining thriller/suspense movie that keeps you thinking and hooked right up until the very end.
If for some reason you realize you won't be able to finish this movie then turn it off within the first half hour. because after the first half hour you will be absolutely hooked until the very end. trust me you will not figure this one out unless you pay extreme attention to detail and even more to plot and characteristics. Pesronally i do pay extreme attention to detail and this movie surprised me.
Mindhunters has it's flaws and it is very graphicly violent so i give it a 9 out of 10.
Coronado (2003)
Fast Pace... But nothing special.
Coronado was nothing all that great. But I could not walk away from it. the acting is a little second string, and the two-bit special effects should put the independence day special effects guys (who worked on this movie) to shame.
This is a comedy war movie with a nothing new plot. Just another rebel movie. now i know that this was an independent film, but they could have done better.
Some of the acting was good but they did not seem to me like they were into their roles.
6/10
Bad Santa (2003)
The Perfect Adult Christmas Movie
Bad Santa is the funniest Christmas movie ever. this is the santa clause for the adult audience. This shows the side of the mall santa after the kids leave. I believe that most mall Santas have a little bit of willy in them. this is for the parents after the kids go to bed and all the kiddie shows go off. KNOW THIS if you don't mind showing your kids R rated movies that swear a lot but have not told them the truth about santa then don't show them this one because at every point it proves that santa clause does not exist. this is a comedy that should not be missed.
Perfect 10
V for Vendetta (2005)
Has some flaws but the ending makes it all worth it
I just got home from seeing V for Vendetta and i must say that it was really good. I am not sure what it is but there is something in the story that keeps you hooked. it confuses you but it doesn't you don't know what is going on but you do it is weird but it is not weird it's really good. it is hard to explain just go see it and you'll know exactly what i'm talking about. it is worth the money
Check it out if you miss it in theaters it's not that big of a miss but definitely check it out
If you liked the matrix then you'll like V for Vendetta.
The middle gets a little dragging but don't let that disappoint you be cause trust me. the ending will leave action lovers saying... "THAT WAS Awesome"
I give V for Vendetta a 10
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Calling this movie complete and worthless crap would be giving it too much credit
OK you'll notice that I did not give this movie any stars. thats because it deserves not. It has no plot, and no real point. it's a piece of god awful piece of what ever it is that crap craps out. it is a movie for immature idiots who get a kick out of the kind of joke that anyone with a brain stem would realize is completely stupid. OK sometimes stupid is funny. but is stupider than stupid, it is completely worthless. I know that some people say Hey watch it twice before you judge it. well this is what i have to say to them. I could not retard my mind to the level of complete stupidity that your mind needs to be at to finish this movie.
In closing...........
NAPOLION DYNAMITE SUCKS ASS!
NEGATIVE 10 STARS.
DO YOUR SELF A FAVOR AND DON"T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS Truly HORRIFIC Piece OF DEGENERATE CRAP.