At its best GTA 5 barely expanded from its roots. The campaign was short, ridiculously stereotypical and unimaginative. Playing online was even worse.
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26 Reviews
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(2022)
Wish I hadn't wasted the time.
26 February 2022
There is nothing good or redeeming with this.
It is nothing but a placating waste of time.
This is one of the worst movies I have seen made.
The cinematography is a 3 or 4.
OST: 2-4 Casting: 2-4 Directing: 0-2
Shame on whoever gave this the greenlight.
It is nothing but a placating waste of time.
This is one of the worst movies I have seen made.
The cinematography is a 3 or 4.
OST: 2-4 Casting: 2-4 Directing: 0-2
Shame on whoever gave this the greenlight.
Horrible.
27 October 2021
The writer is at fault here. Don't blame a fictional character.
This is a culmination of a writers failings.
A terrible actress can only play a terribly written role so we'll.
Great writing, but, wit VERY large gaps.
Thanks to James Spader for saving this tragedy.
This is a culmination of a writers failings.
A terrible actress can only play a terribly written role so we'll.
Great writing, but, wit VERY large gaps.
Thanks to James Spader for saving this tragedy.
Dragged Across Concrete
(2018)
Unique.
4 April 2020
Too many often expect movies to mimic reality. FICTION. Magical realism is a genre for a reason. If you expect this to be a buddy comedy because Vince Vaughn is in it, look elsewhere.
The character writing is monotone. It also pulls you into a strange and unique parallel reality.
The racism deal was a bit much. Sure it exists, but it didn't drive the plot and only served to dilute it.
Bottom line - if you're looking for a uniquely written drama/action, give it a watch. If you expect Vince Vaughn to give you predictable sarcastic haha's amidst a cookie cutter plot ...Just watch Old School for the fifteenth time.
The character writing is monotone. It also pulls you into a strange and unique parallel reality.
The racism deal was a bit much. Sure it exists, but it didn't drive the plot and only served to dilute it.
Bottom line - if you're looking for a uniquely written drama/action, give it a watch. If you expect Vince Vaughn to give you predictable sarcastic haha's amidst a cookie cutter plot ...Just watch Old School for the fifteenth time.
Crimson Peak
(2015)
See how an epic 10 becomes a 6.
28 March 2020
The potential for a true epic of a generation was there.
The writing, was not. ...Not by a long shot. The anachronisms were FAR too many, especially amongst colloquialisms.
10's: The idea. The story. The imagry. The costumes. The soundtrack.
What could have easily been a solid epic staple of multiple genres fell far short. It felt exponentially disappointing as one aspect was barely watchable and another was absolutely inspiring.
Very worth the watch. See for yourself where they went wrong. See, first hand, what happens when an amazing, epic, story is systematically destroyed by a director that lacks the depth of vision that they sought.
Also, the initial credit song... That's a 4.
10's: The idea. The story. The imagry. The costumes. The soundtrack.
What could have easily been a solid epic staple of multiple genres fell far short. It felt exponentially disappointing as one aspect was barely watchable and another was absolutely inspiring.
Very worth the watch. See for yourself where they went wrong. See, first hand, what happens when an amazing, epic, story is systematically destroyed by a director that lacks the depth of vision that they sought.
Also, the initial credit song... That's a 4.
Nothing Really Happens
(2018)
A pompous hipsteresque take on consciousness and nothing
13 May 2019
If your tired of watching movies where people don't speak like duechbags at coffee shops that read a thesaurus all day... This is the movie for you.
Not Kevin Smith, not Tarantino, you don't get to insult your viewers with useless nonsense unless you've earned it.
Interesting score, decent, though poorly executed, comedy. Sub par acting and editing.
Just don't bother unless you like to hang around pouting millennials that cope with trauma by talking down to everyone else.
Interesting score, decent, though poorly executed, comedy. Sub par acting and editing.
Just don't bother unless you like to hang around pouting millennials that cope with trauma by talking down to everyone else.
It was going along so well...
10 April 2019
Great.
10 April 2019
Getting better ...ish
10 April 2019
Too bad it's more than halfway through the series, but, it's finally coming together into a six.
The first half of this episode drops these points big time with it's haze the new guy BS and the look how well the veterans have adapted to the tropics by cutting the sleeves off their shirts crap.
The first half of this episode drops these points big time with it's haze the new guy BS and the look how well the veterans have adapted to the tropics by cutting the sleeves off their shirts crap.
0 to 100 ...well, 0 to 60.
10 April 2019
I, out of the blue, find myself starting to be interested and care about a character or two. I wasn't sure if I'd even watch another episode after the horrible beginning of this series. I feel like I can at least watch another after this episode. Didn't even feel like the same show, which is the best thing it could be.
A crucial character developing episode failed.
10 April 2019
The character development is atrocious so far. unfortunately a crucial episode that should have left the viewer with that -after the first battle feeling- a binding of individual personalities into a group of soldiers was just not there. This episode should have led the audience to sympathize and respect individuals they may not have felt commonality with. We would have felt the soldiers overcoming individual issues to band together as a cohesive unit to accomplish an impossible task leaving us with admiration and a desire to see them succeed.
Unfortunately, all I saw was cliche jocular humor before a battle in which I didn't even know who I was looking at most of the time or why I was supposed to care about them.
Still it had decent acting and cinematography.
Unfortunately, all I saw was cliche jocular humor before a battle in which I didn't even know who I was looking at most of the time or why I was supposed to care about them.
Still it had decent acting and cinematography.
I hope this isn't a tale of things to come.
10 April 2019
Fallout: New Vegas
(2010 Video Game)
Coolest of the Fallout games by a long shot.
26 October 2018
Better than Fallout 3 in every comparable way. Better than Fallout 4 (other than graphics and other things only newer technology allows.)
A fun exciting world that was one of my favorites to explore ... Especially the add-ons.
A fun exciting world that was one of my favorites to explore ... Especially the add-ons.
Final Fantasy XV
(2016 Video Game)
Fun and unique!
26 October 2018
This was definitely the most fun I've had playing through a Final Fantasy game.
Scenery-8
Story-8
Character interaction-9
Uniqueness-9
Driving-0
Don't expect the driving to be anything resembling fun. Someone should have lost their job over that bungled mess.
The story progresses WAY to fast, the fun in this game was the side quests and exploring.
Assassin's Creed: Syndicate
(2015 Video Game)
Fun ...for a while.
26 October 2018
The setting of 1868 London is beautifully created with a gritty "back alley" feel. Populated with colorful and interesting NPC's. It was a joy to explore. The characters dialogue and interactions were spot on.
The story, while interesting, became lost amidst an endless barrage of formulaic side quests. Side quests that were essentially the same half dozen or so but on another section of map, which was barely distinguishable.
Have you played the Godfather games? Grand Theft Auto? Don't expect there to be anything new here.
The game play itself becomes repetitive after three hours, and painfully repetitive after six.
All in all, once the splendor of a dirty 1800's London wears off the game becomes a chore. Definitely worth a play, perhaps don't buy it and just play it at a friend's house for a few hours.
All in all, once the splendor of a dirty 1800's London wears off the game becomes a chore. Definitely worth a play, perhaps don't buy it and just play it at a friend's house for a few hours.
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