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Halloween II (2009)
1/10
Worst Halloween movie ever made!
18 February 2018
Man Rob Zombie what got into your head? This is why the Halloween series in the 2000s suck! This is like a long rejected Rob Zombie music video. Bad story, bad script, bad plot, bad acting, and bad ending. This is worse than part 6, Resurrection, part 5, and the remake! My head hurts from writing this review. TERRIBLE MOVIE, SKIP IT! If you going to watch it, I recommend you skip the movie and watch the trailer instead.
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Halloween (2007)
5/10
Better than Resurrection but it still suck!
18 February 2018
Honestly I thought I was going to like it but it became mediocre. The background story could of been cut out because we already have a well explained background story. Why is the theme white trash? IT DOESN'T FIT IN A HALLOWEEN MOVIE, IT FITS IN A TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE MOVIE! Damn it Rob Zombie! I could direct this film better. Anyways poor story, bad characters, weak plot, and bad script. I'm done.
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3/10
Another downfall of the series
18 February 2018
The Halloween movies in the 2000s suck but this is the laughable in the series. Bad acting, bad story telling, weak premise, annoying characters and pointless! This is not the worst in the series but they try? Yes they did and I give props about that. I think busta rhymes in the movie is funny, Katee Sackhoff character is annoying to me. I show this movie to a friend of mine and he like it. And yeah I do respect his opinion. Not the worse but they tried
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8/10
A big step up of the franchise!
18 February 2018
Since I've been torture with part 6, H20 is so fun like it's a fun fast pace movie. Good story, good acting, good pacing, and fun! They could of end it here but nope they decide to make another one and I have to say that one suck too. In my opinion this is the only good Halloween film of the 90s. This is a good sequel, go see it now!
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2/10
This is why rewrites and re shots ruined films!
18 February 2018
The trouble production ruined the film for me. This is the same problem with Fant4stic and it is the Fant4stic of Halloween movies. And this is the worst out of the John Carpenter series (even more insulting than Resurrection). I guess we need more rewrites to make the movie better! Bad writing, poor acting, weak script, and bad story. The Michael Myers Character is almost ruined by the cult background story that could been easily removed. We don't want to know that as a die-hard fan. Thank god H20 is created!
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4/10
The downfall of Halloween movies
18 February 2018
This movie is boring and it's so rushed. It's a big hot mess if you give it two more years to make. Weak premise, poor story telling, bad script, and annoying characters like Tina. This movie would be so much better if they take their time with it like in order to have a movie made a year after is talented actors and actress to make it work and also talented production team too. The downfall of the series, not recommended at all!
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7/10
It's fun and all but not groundbreaking to me
18 February 2018
I prefer part 3 over this one because I found part 3 to be more enjoyable. Good story, good characters, good pacing and neat script. The reason why it's not groundbreaking to me because it's still the same movie to me. It's not the best but it's enjoyable.
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8/10
A weird entry of the series but it's good
18 February 2018
This is misunderstood and I use to hate it until I re watch it. It's smart, and fun too. Good story, good acting, good script, and good pacing. To everyone who hates it: give it another chance, just cause their's no Michael Myers doesn't mean it's gonna be bad, I'm a die-hard fan and all but still. This sequel is worth watching too!
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Halloween II (1981)
9/10
Michael is back for more!
18 February 2018
What should I say? The sequel is not that bad if you ask me. Good story, the acting is good, good characters, and build up suspense like the first one. It's better than most horror sequel like Friday The 13th Part 2 (I like that one), Freddy Revenge: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 (it's okay), Ring Two (It's boring), Saw II (I like that one), and better the Halloween 2 remake (that one suck). This is the best sequel and it's worth a watch!
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Halloween (1978)
10/10
A starter pack of becoming a die-hard fan of horror!
18 February 2018
This is a really good movie like good story, good concept. good script, and good characters. This movie is passed on generation to generation and it's a masterpiece. Like let me sum this up, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) change death scene forever, Black Christmas (1974) change holiday horror movie forever, and this movie change horror movie forever in my opinion. Overall a great movie that's better than modern horror movies (including the two crappy remakes)
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Cabin Fever (2016)
1/10
Awful Awful Awful Awful Awful!
18 February 2018
I hated this movie so much that it's actually the worst thing I've ever seen! The acting is generic, the script is the same as the original but terribly converted to modern time (same problem with A Nightmare on Elm Street remake), and terrible everything! Can I give it a 0 please? I'm a fan of the first Cabin Fever, it may not be a masterpiece but I enjoyed it. I thought remakes are suppose to update or change something not similar to the original. This is a pointless remake by the number! Watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, The Ring remake, Friday The 13th remake, and The Hills Have Eyes remakes because just don't watch this movie.
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4/10
The hype killed the movie and became mediocre
10 February 2018
Watching this in theaters is painfully unfunny at times with the most predictable story. I'm never a fan of the trailer so I guess it might be a surprise but NOPE it's some by the number slasher flick with the most unoriginal idea came out of Blumhouses ass! I watch the alternate scene and I'm glad they cut the out in the theatrical cut with a better ending. I only like the romance but the comedy and horror failed like the box office opening week of Fant4stic (drumroll). Not a fan of this movie that's all.
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9/10
Not worth the hate and much better than expected
15 January 2018
When I watch I'd expect to hate it and it's not all that bad. I say it's my forth favorite of the series. Good story, good characters, not the best acting but I accept it, and very interesting. This is the Halloween III season of The Witch (1983) of the series and yeah I know part 5 did but we're not talking about that right now. I don't care what most people say I like this movie.
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3/10
A BAYmare on Jumpscare Street
15 January 2018
This is a pathetic remake of a beloved classic. I do like the Friday The 13th remake and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake but this is weak. The script is the same as the original but a crappy/modernize version, poorly executed story, and block of wood characters (aka emotionless acting). Nancy in this movie is so bland but I think the writing ruined it. THE JUMPSCARES!! Knock it off already they're not scary, they're ANNOYING!!!!!! I use to defend this movie for 5 years since 4th grade and as a freshmen at High School it's poorly directed. Overall bad remake I don't recommend it. Watch the original instead.
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