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Norbit (2007)
"Well Raspucia, you have been eating so much lately..."
Wow, I don't no why this movie has received such low ratings! Okay, I understand that there really is no point to the movie. No climax, unforgettable conclusion, I understand. BUT IT WAS FUNNY! Lol, if you ever want to see a movie just to LAUGH, then you have to see Norbit. Eddie Murphy is Brilliant as usual and the characters he plays are pricelesss. I sure did ecjoy watching this hysterical movie. I highly recommend this movie to all ages! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, im laughing now thats how funny this movie was. WOW. But anywhoo,like i said before, if you want to watch a movie, not worry about anything else, then Norbit is a must see. LOl, I loved it and believe me, you won't regret it!
Beyond Chance (1999)
....and where in the world did you disappear to?
Seriously, this show really needs to come back on! It was really one of the greatest shows ever put on lifetime! I mean shows like Unsolved Mysteries and stuff, well they were good, but shows like Beyond Chance were priceless. No one really ever knows how good a show actually is until its taken off of television. It seems that TV always wants to take off the good shows and send them to the boondocks. Why? Do you really think I know. They wanna put shows on like "Mad about you" and "Will and Grace", please, they need to stop. Come on people, put Beyond Chance back on. SERIOUSLY! SERIOUSLY! SERIOUSLY! COME BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!
The Paper Boy (1994)
What's so bad about it?
I don't know what the deal is about this movie. From what I remember was that it was actually a OK movie. I am a really big fan of horror movies but I kinda remember this being somewhat of a suspense or something. Not to sure I haven't seen it in like 5 years so I can really barely remember what it's about. But I do remember actually liking it so that must count for something. The only parts I can vaguely remember is the "apple pie" scene and one the psycho paper boy kills the old woman, oh and one he is like laying in the coffin and scaring the little girl half to death. So, okay, looks like I gotta see it again, because I really want to see if it is actually as bad as everyone says it is. HOPEFULLY I won't be disappointed.
The Village (2004)
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* "Huh, is it over yet?"
I thought the movie was just plain BORING! Seriously, I did not even watch the ending of it, and that is a big thing for me. ESPECIALLY for horror movies, so that tells ya that I really didn't like it. I actually really wanted to see this movie. I mean seeing M's The Sixth Sense and absolutely loving it, you know, I thought that this would be just as good. But,please people, if you want to see some boring movie with a bunch of boring people who are scared of some boring creatures then YOU MUST SEE THE Village! Other wise, if you want to see a good movie, then just take this one off of your "movies I wanna see" list. BELIEVE MEEEEE, you will be disappointed. I sure was.
The Fog (2005)
I was searching for a knife to kill myself! That is how gay that movie was!
Umm, me and a few friends were planning on going to see "The Fog(hurls) and hoping that it was going to be a good movie. I am like the biggest horror movie fan and that movie was SO gay. The pirate part in it, wow. I really thought that I was going to die! I mean it was just SO dumb. I mean, I should of known, something called "The Fog" must not be that great. Lol. Even though I never did see the first one. Spare yourself from watching this really odd and "scary" (in the worst way possible) movie! If you wanna see something actually worth watching, then watch The Exorcist (BEST MOVIE EVER), or the new Amityville Horror. But seriously people, The Fog is just plain LAME!
The Exorcist (1973)
OMG, people are really nuts if they laughed at this movie! It is brilliance in a camera lens.
I am a fifteen year old girl and I whole heartedly believe that this movie really does live up to its reputation. It truly is the scariest movie of all time. The cast, the settings, the whole idea behind the movie. Brilliant. I don't care what anyone says. And for the so called "horror movie lovers" who openly admitted to saying that they laughed at the movie, well they really need professional help. A true horror movie lover would know that you need suspense, a lot of it actually, for the really scary parts to live up to it's potential and for them to really make sense. I don't get why people find an 80 minute slasher really that horrifying! Any oversexed teenagers can be in the middle of expressing their "oh so apparent love" to one another and SLICE, the guy's head gets cut off, oh yes, defiantly SOOOO SCARY! (Sarcasm PEOPLE!)
Another reason why this movie is absolutely superb is the proved fact that a young boy did become possessed by a spirit. It REALLY did happen. I mean in movies like Darkness Falls and The Fog, I highly doubt that a psycho tooth fairy lady is going to come and get you in the dark. Lol. GIVE ME A BREAK! If you want a real scare, no, not just a scare, something that you will remember for the rest of your life, you have to see The Exorcist. This is the movie that all other wanna-be horror movies look up to, The Exorcist is their reference. I'm not to sure if any other horror movie has lived up to the brilliance of the SCARIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! And frankly, I don't think no other movie ever will. Scariest movie of all time seems like something that one or two movies could be called, I think The Exorcist is part of that statement for sure. But, hey, don't just take my word for it, see the movie, I dare you! It is something that you truly will never, ever forget.