5 Films in 2014 I Refuse To Watch
by michaelhirakida | created - 09 May 2014 | updated - 09 May 2014 | PublicI know it is like Mid-way through the year. But these films need to die. So I am going to convince you why you shouldn't watch these abominations and why I hate them without even watching them.
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1. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014)
PG | 81 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
Alexander's day begins with gum stuck in his hair, followed by more calamities. However, he finds little sympathy from his family and begins to wonder if bad things only happen to him, his mom, dad, brother and sister - who all find themselves living through their own terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Director: Miguel Arteta | Stars: Steve Carell, Jennifer Garner, Ed Oxenbould, Dylan Minnette
Votes: 46,598 | Gross: $66.95M
Wow! I Really Wanted another Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Movie! Especially a Dramatic one! Just... NO. NO! Screw you Disney. Your making my nightmares return!
2. Neighbors (I) (2014)
R | 97 min | Comedy
After they are forced to live next to a fraternity house, a couple with a newborn baby do whatever they can to take them down.
Director: Nicholas Stoller | Stars: Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron, Lisa Kudrow
Votes: 329,365 | Gross: $150.16M
This F#@$head named Nicolas Stoller is a guy that directs some of the worst movies known to man like Get Him To The Greek and now this. I am ashamed of everyone who went to see this because they are giving this prostitute of a director everything, even their lives. Is there anything in the Bible That Said Nicolas Stoller is the Second Coming of Jesus? Because if there is, I will shoot myself. I found nothing funny about this film. NOTHING. While watching the trailer, I know knew that everyone who watched this movie was a pathetic moron because no matter how bad the movie is, they will still like it. A new low for humanity. Just... Jesus Christ.... help me.
3. Think Like a Man Too (2014)
PG-13 | 106 min | Comedy, Romance
All the couples are back for a wedding in Las Vegas, but plans for a romantic weekend go awry when their various misadventures get them into some compromising situations that threaten to derail the big event.
Director: Tim Story | Stars: Kevin Hart, Gabrielle Union, Wendi McLendon-Covey, La La Anthony
Votes: 22,783 | Gross: $65.18M
First was a stupid awful repetitive soap opera. Enough said. This movie is probably going to be worse.
4. God's Not Dead (2014)
PG | 113 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama
College philosophy professor Mr. Radisson's curriculum is challenged by his new student, Josh, who believes God exists.
Director: Harold Cronk | Stars: Shane Harper, Kevin Sorbo, David A.R. White, Dean Cain
Votes: 44,937 | Gross: $60.76M
Yes, I know this has been released already, but come on. Why would I want to watch a movie that has things that make a movie horrible such as Racist Stereotypes?
5. Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (2013)
PG | 88 min | Animation, Adventure, Family
Shortly after a tornado rips through her Kansas home, Dorothy returns to Oz to save her friends from a villainous jester.
Directors: Will Finn, Daniel St. Pierre | Stars: Lea Michele, Kelsey Grammer, Dan Aykroyd, Jim Belushi
Votes: 6,263 | Gross: $8.46M
I think this film got released in 2013 in Europe or something, but still, it gets released here this weekend. Looks very low budget, doesn't have anything for adults, drop your kids off to it if they want to see it and avoid.
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