Updated top 25 list of actors who should play me in the "real rags to riches story the Andrew Maynard epic"
by unocincothelegendkiller | created - 15 Jun 2017 | updated - 20 Jun 2018 | Public
1. Zach Galifianakis
Actor | The Hangover
Zach Galifianakis was born in Wilkesboro, North Carolina, to Mary Frances (Cashion), who owned a community arts center, and Harry Galifianakis, a heating oil vendor. His father is of Greek descent and his mother is of mostly English and Scottish ancestry. Zach moved to New York City after failing ...
Only of he plays me as Alan from the hangover it just makes sense.
2. Andy Daly
Actor | Review
Andy Daly was born in New York, raised in New Jersey and graduated from Ithaca College. He studied long form improvisation at New York's Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and performed in numerous shows there, including The Real Real World and "The Swarm". Daly also appeared at the 1999 Aspen Comedy...
When I watch this guy in the review I just can't picture my life ending a different way.
3. Matt Damon
Actor | Good Will Hunting
Matthew Paige Damon was born on October 8, 1970, in Boston, Massachusetts, to Kent Damon, a stockbroker, realtor and tax preparer, and Nancy Carlsson-Paige, an early childhood education professor at Lesley University. Matt has an older brother, Kyle, a sculptor. His father was of English and ...
The role of a lifetime deserves the greatest actor of all time.
4. Charlie Day
Producer | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Charles Peckham Day was born in New York City, NY, and raised in Middletown, Rhode Island. His parents are both music teachers - his mother, Mary (Peckham), is a piano teacher, and his father, Dr. Thomas Charles Day, was a professor of music at Salve Regina University in Newport, Rhode Island. ...
If you put me in the role of Charlie in it's always sunny the show wouldn't miss a beat you would still fn love it. If you put Charlie Day in my place everyDAY My life wouldn't miss a beat.
5. Tom Segura
Actor | Countdown
Tom Segura was born on April 16, 1979 in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA. He is a writer and actor, known for Countdown (2019), Instant Family (2018) and Cutman (2009). He is married to Christina Pazsitzky.
Watch his 3 stand up specials on Netflix. Fun awesome best stand up ever. His comedic style matches mine 100%.
6. Will Ferrell
Producer | Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
John William Ferrell was born in Irvine, California, to Betty Kay (Overman), a teacher, and Roy Lee Ferrell, Jr., a musician. His parents were originally from Roanoke Rapids, North Carolina.
A graduate of the University of Southern California, Ferrell became interested in performing while a student ...
Step Brothers. Talladega Nights. Elf. This guy never gets it wrong neither the f do I.
7. Jonah Hill
Actor | 21 Jump Street
Jonah Hill was born and raised in Los Angeles, the son of Sharon Feldstein (née Chalkin), a fashion designer and costume stylist, and Richard Feldstein, a tour accountant for Guns N' Roses. He is the brother of music manager Jordan Feldstein and actress Beanie Feldstein. He graduated from ...
When Superbad came out and this fuck said fuck me right I knew I had to say this at random times for the rest of my life. Idgaf any more whatever.
8. Nick Offerman
Actor | Devs
Nick Offerman was born in Joliet, Illinois, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Parks and Recreation (2009), The Founder (2016), 21 Jump Street (2012), 22 Jump Street (2014), We Are The Millers (2013), and Fargo (2014). He has been married to Megan Mullally since September 20, 2003.
I mean Ron Swanson was everything I aspire to me. I mean I too love my solitude.
9. John C. Reilly
Actor | Chicago
Character actor, dramatic leading man, or hilarious comic foil? With an astonishing range of roles already under his belt, John C. Reilly has played an eclectic host of rich characters to great effect over the years, from seedy ne'er-do-wells, to lovable, good-natured schlepps.
The fifth of six ...
Maybe if this movie was about me in 10 years it would be a perfect fit.
10. Steve Carell
Actor | The Office
Steve Carell, one of America's most versatile comics, was born Steven John Carell on August 16, 1962, in Concord, Massachusetts. He is the son of Harriet Theresa (Koch), a psychiatric nurse, and Edwin A. Carell, an electrical engineer. His mother was of Polish descent and his father of Italian and ...
When I was a supervisor I told myself I would be the real life Michael Scott. I was fired in two weeks but loved every second of it. Unemployed now I said I would be the real life Dan in real life......everyone was disappointed. Steve Carell has that infectious comedy that you just gotta root for perfect for the Andrew Maynard role.
11. Joe Gatto
Producer | Impractical Jokers
Joe Gatto was born on June 5, 1976 in Staten Island, New York City, New York, USA. He is a producer and actor, known for Impractical Jokers (2011), The Misery Index (2019) and Impractical Jokers: The Movie (2020). He was previously married to Bessy Gatto.
Impractical Jokers is my all time favorite and this guy has my never say die attitude I would have towards the show. Let's reward him with his first acting gig.
12. Seth Rogen
Producer | This Is the End
An actor, comedian and writer, Seth Rogen has come a long way from doing stand-up comedy as a teen.
Rogen was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, to Sandy (Belogus), a social worker, and Mark Rogen, who worked for non-profits. His father is American-born and his mother is Canadian. He is of Russian...
Why not? I mean this *beep* guy could do this *beep* job.
13. John Krasinski
Actor | Jack Ryan
American actor John Krasinski is known for his role as sardonic nice guy Jim Halpert on NBC's popular TV sitcom, The Office (2005), for which he won a 2007 and 2008 Screen Actors Guild Award for outstanding performance by an ensemble in a comedy series.
Born John Burke Krasinski on October 20, 1979,...
Jim Halpert in the office made all the stupid faces I make on a daily basis.
14. Anthony Jeselnik
Writer | Anthony Jeselnik: Thoughts and Prayers
Anthony Jeselnik was born on December 22, 1978 in Upper St. Clair, Pennsylvania, USA. He is a writer and producer, known for Anthony Jeselnik: Thoughts and Prayers (2015), Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward (2019) and Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education (...
Anthony and I both have a dark sense of humor at times that make you question if we even have hearts. The answer is no neither one of us have hearts and you should of been aborted behind a bowling alley.
15. Jordan Peele
Writer | Nope
Jordan Peele is an Oscar- and Emmy-winning director, writer, actor, producer, and founder of Monkeypaw Productions. Peele's first feature film, "Get Out," was a critically acclaimed blockbuster, recognized with four Academy Award nominations, including Best Picture. The film would earn Peele the ...
Jordan Peele has already signed on to direct and write this movie as him and I are best friends. If anyone knows Andrew Maynard it's Jordan Peele.
16. Dwayne Johnson
Actor | Black Adam
Dwayne Douglas Johnson, also known as The Rock, was born on May 2, 1972 in Hayward, California. He is the son of Ata Johnson (born Feagaimaleata Fitisemanu) and professional wrestler Rocky Johnson (born Wayde Douglas Bowles). His father, from Amherst, Nova Scotia, Canada, is black (of Black Nova ...
The Rock and I have very similar builds. We are both bald with great smiles. To my knowledge we both plan on running for office in 2020.
17. Keegan-Michael Key
Actor | Keanu
Keegan-Michael Key was born in Southfield, Michigan and raised in Detroit. He was adopted as a child by a black father and a white mother. In 1989, he graduated from Shrine Catholic High School in Royal Oak, Michigan. Key attended the University of Detroit Mercy as an undergraduate and earned his ...
Key is just black me plain and simple.
18. Kevin Steen
Actor | WWE SmackDown
Kevin Steen was born on May 7, 1984 in Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Quebec, Canada. He is an actor, known for WWE Smackdown! (1999), WWE NXT (2010) and WWE Raw (1993). He has been married to Karian Elias since 2007. They have two children.
A debut movie about myself deserves a debut acting role. Hell WWE Studios could produce this *beep* *beep* seriously is anyone even reading this!?!?!?!
19. Chris Pratt
Actor | Guardians of the Galaxy
Christopher Michael "Chris" Pratt was born on June 21, 1979 in Virginia, Minnesota and raised in Lake Stevens, Washington, to Kathleen Louise (Indahl), who worked at a supermarket, and Daniel Clifton Pratt, who remodeled houses. He is of mostly Norwegian descent. He graduated from Lake Stevens High...
I mean we basically got the same physique. Andy Dwyer and I could of been twins...I mean we shared the same first name!!! #Mouserat4Life
20. Danny McBride
Actor | Pineapple Express
Daniel Richard McBride is an American actor, comedian, producer, and writer. He starred in the HBO television series Eastbound & Down, Vice Principals, and The Righteous Gemstones, also co-creating the former two with frequent collaborator Jody Hill while creating the latter himself. He has ...
Eastbound and down Kenny Powers I thought was like looking into a mirror. Then the show Vice Principals came on and I was dumbfounded.
21. Michael Cera
Actor | Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Canadian actor Michael Cera was born in Brampton, Ontario, to parents who worked for Xerox. His mother, Linda, who is from Quebec, has English, Irish, Scottish, and Dutch ancestry, and his father, Luigi Cera, is Italian (from Sicily). Michael is the middle child between two sisters. He was educated...
He's got those awkward mannerisms that make you want to punch him in the face.....just like Andrew Maynard.
22. Craig Robinson
Actor | This Is the End
Craig Robinson is an African-American actor, singer, musician and comedian who is known for portraying Darryl Philbin from The Office, LeVar Brown from The Cleveland Show, Doug Judy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Cookie from Shrek Forever After, himself from This Is The End, and Nick Webber-Agnew from ...
Andrew Maynard the character does not have to be a certain race. Craig Robison has the matter of fact comedy that could capture the character well.
23. Michael McDonald
Actor | MADtv
Michael McDonald was born and raised in Fullerton, Orange County, California. He graduated from USC with a degree in Business and became a loan officer at a bank in Los Angeles. A friend took him to see a sketch comedy/improv show at L.A.'s famous Groundling Theater, and everything changed for him....
This guy is creepy I like it because it reminds me of me.
24. Bruce Willis
Actor | Die Hard
Actor and musician Bruce Willis is well known for playing wisecracking or hard-edged characters, often in spectacular action films. Collectively, he has appeared in films that have grossed in excess of $2.5 billion USD.
Walter Bruce Willis was born on March 19, 1955, in Idar-Oberstein, West Germany,...
If you put me in diehard it would practically be the same movie. Willis might not be able to play this role the way it should be however.
25. Will Sasso
Actor | The Three Stooges
Will Sasso was born in Ladner, British Columbia (a suburb of Vancouver), to a family of Italian descent. He grew up respecting comedy of all styles, thanks in part to an unhealthy relationship with the family television that began when Will was around two or three. With his mind consequently bent, ...
I wasn't a fan of this choice but someone thinks I resemble him in ways. That person resembles garbage.
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