Epic Movie (2007)
1/10
Crappy! So not worth your time!
1 February 2007
I saw this movie a few weeks ago with a friend of mine and wasted a perfectly good movie pass to see it. I should have listened to my gut instinct and waited until the movie had been properly review by qualified film critics.

This movie is "crap" in every sense of the word! There's really no story in this movie, so the "synopsis" follows four "orphans" as they come together, discover they're brothers and sisters, and stop the evil White B@#!$ who allegedly killed their parents. From that point on, there is no plot. It's just taking some really good movies and turning them into crap.

I would say hilarity ensues, but there was very little in this movie that was hilarious. Most of the jokes were crude, obnoxious, or gross-out. There were a few things that made me laugh, such as Mr. Tumnus' crib, Captain Jack Swallows, the White Queen's turbo sled, and even adding some Imperial stormtroopers to the Queen's army. Unfortunately, these jokes aren't enough to save the movie.

It seems all spoof movies these days are about being rude and gross. The movies being spoofed are just in there as a backdrop for the movie's "dumb time." Half the movies spoofed in this movie, such as Borat, Nacho Libre, Willy Wonka and Click, aren't even epics. For my final thought, I would just like to ask, "Wouldn't it be great if they made a spoof movie that was actually funny?"

If you have any dignity, or respect for the movies spoofed in this movie, then avoid this movie.
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