I gave this movie a 2/10 just to be fair with how much I enjoyed...turning it into a drinking game.
I originally rented this to watch during our B movie night with the kids. It was so horrible they begged me to shut it off after the first 30 minutes of horrible graphics, corpse-like acting and a storyline that didn't bother to have any dialog with other characters when one line yelled at random seemed to suffice. Later, when my husband got home, I had to show him the hilarity...he suggested beers to ease the pain.
1- Drink when Patrick Labyorteaux (the dad) ignores any conversations, questions or information screamed at him and just stares into the camera.
2- Drink when stock footage barely related to the current place in the story line is used.
3- Drink when the stock footage reveals the family is driving a different vehicle than the one shown in the previous scene.
4- Drink when Nick Afanasiev (the son) freaks about something. If this happens within the same 30 seconds of the dad staring into the distance, finish your drink.
We ran out of beer long before the movie was finished.
I originally rented this to watch during our B movie night with the kids. It was so horrible they begged me to shut it off after the first 30 minutes of horrible graphics, corpse-like acting and a storyline that didn't bother to have any dialog with other characters when one line yelled at random seemed to suffice. Later, when my husband got home, I had to show him the hilarity...he suggested beers to ease the pain.
1- Drink when Patrick Labyorteaux (the dad) ignores any conversations, questions or information screamed at him and just stares into the camera.
2- Drink when stock footage barely related to the current place in the story line is used.
3- Drink when the stock footage reveals the family is driving a different vehicle than the one shown in the previous scene.
4- Drink when Nick Afanasiev (the son) freaks about something. If this happens within the same 30 seconds of the dad staring into the distance, finish your drink.
We ran out of beer long before the movie was finished.