1/10
as i lay laffing
19 March 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Beware - spoilers below!!

in this movie you will see - 1. maw laying in her death bed babbling on about how she hates her sons (and other stuff) 2. one son is outside the window to the room his maw is in sawing wood in a rain storm to make a coffin to put her in - she's still alive at this point! 3. they put her dead body upside down in the coffin - (head where feet should be) 4. they drop the coffin while taking it to the wagon 5. they cross a creek swollen with ragging water and the bridge is out - maw's coffin floats away down stream and a fallen tree smacks into one of the sons and smashes his leg. 6. they put the injured son on top of maws coffin (after retrieving it from the creek) 7. its summer and maws wet rotting carcass begins to stink and the buzzards follow them 8. they spend the night at somebodies house and burn the barn down (i never did understand why because at this point in the movie i'm laffing way too much). 9. every little town they go to the daughter (i think she's a daughter) ask for an abortion (her brother is father) 10. the rotting corpus stinks so much they get chased out of town 11. the broken leg guy is all infected so they put cement on the leg!! (the leg gets sawed off later) 12. throughout this entire story the half-wit rotted teeth paw is constantly yelling at his kids to 'respect yo' maw'! 13. they finally reach the cemetery where maw wanted to be buried and they toss the coffin into a hole they dig with borrowed spades. 14. the pregnant daughter gets banged by a pharmacist (his treatment for the abortion) 15. and paw goes somewhere in town and finds himself a new wife and everybody piles back into the wagon and heads back home.

This is such a bad movie i have had more fun telling people about it and how funny it is if you can sit through it - a good mixed drink helps!
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