1/10
Dreadful unfunny movie
24 January 2015
Warning: Spoilers
My family and I usually love British comedy with their hilarious banter, puns, and one liners etc… but this was a load of utter rubbish! Someone wrote in their review of this as "It's satire in such a loving fashion that it comes across as infectiously charming." …that's a good review for Downtown Abby, but for something as gruesome, foul- mouthed, and twisted as this there was absolutely NOTHING AT ALL loving, infectious, or charming about it! It was flat, grisly, humorless, ridiculously stupid, and extremely boring! It was like a wet biscuit left in cold tea….Dreadful! Who writes such crap?? And the vulgar crudeness was far too much, why go to such foul-mouth filth??! That alone was enough to tarnish any positive thought that my family and I may have had about it. It just cheapened the whole movie and the actors. The only one I loved in it was Pierce Brosnan, now he WAS funny! but what a waste of talent!. His small part was better than all of the other actors. Otherwise, nothing funny about it at all. My family and I were waiting for the laughs but not even a smile from any of us. All we said to each other was "What a load of rubbish!". Many parts were quite horrific and sickening with the smashing and ripping off of heads… yeah, very loving and charming! Don't care if they were alien robots or not…. How is that supposed to be funny?? An absolutely bizarre pointless movie with far too much swearing, violence, gore and carnage in it to be laughable! Its written with the emotional immaturity of a 10yr old! I cannot comprehend people who love these kind of movies and can laugh all the way thru them… its abnormal and creepy. Very alarming that some people find this kind of movie as very entertaining! I give it the rating of 1 out of 10.
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