Imagine the worst movie you have EVER seen. Now multiply that by 1000. Now put chilly powder in your eyes. The result will be this ridiculous excuse for a motion picture! Watching Ram Gopal Verma Ki Aag twice back to back would be a more acceptable behaviour than liking this film! Watching Karan Johar trying to act all tough was like watching a poodle with one of those ridiculous fluffy haircuts, trying to act like a German shepherd! Vidya Balan could have played a better gangster than that fruitcake! I am sorry but a gay gangster is not acceptable. And just exactly what was Ranbir Kapoor thinking before signing a film like this is beyond comprehension! Maybe he needed money for his upcoming wedding. He is a good actor, there are absolutely no doubts about that. But his acting in this.. this.. thing.. was like a cross between his acting in rockstar and besharam. Anushka Sharma was OK, probably because she had limited dialogues. A sheer waste of talent like Kay Kay Menon. The fruitcake's wife was hot! Like really hot! After making films like the Gangs of Wasseypur Duology, Gulaal etc. this was definitely not expected from Anurag Kashyap. It makes one wonder what compelled a sort of genius like him to come up with this suicide inducing film! A very sad attempt at neo- noir. To sum up.. PLEASE DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE. DONATE YOUR MONEY. BUY A RIDICULOUS SHIRT FROM JABONG. BURN YOUR MONEY IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. BUT DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE.
I have never ever written a review (except the ones on flipkart) because I don't think I have the right to judge other people's work, but I just had to write one for this, because I feel that it is my duty towards mankind to stop y'all from wanting to give yourself a Columbian neck tie! And I just had to vent out my frustration somewhere otherwise you would have seen my picture in the papers tomorrow followed by the caption "Deranged man kills 2 cats, tries to run over at least 12 people with cars from his hotwheels collection, before trying to swim to Australia. Friends say he was OK till Friday evening".
Peace V
I have never ever written a review (except the ones on flipkart) because I don't think I have the right to judge other people's work, but I just had to write one for this, because I feel that it is my duty towards mankind to stop y'all from wanting to give yourself a Columbian neck tie! And I just had to vent out my frustration somewhere otherwise you would have seen my picture in the papers tomorrow followed by the caption "Deranged man kills 2 cats, tries to run over at least 12 people with cars from his hotwheels collection, before trying to swim to Australia. Friends say he was OK till Friday evening".
Peace V