I am so grateful to Kirk for keeping my image of myself in check and providing me with the knowledge that I will burn for all eternity. I am a terrible, terrible person. I once stole a Go-Bot from my older brother while watching a Beta Max adult film which I took from my dad without asking while wearing my sister's Sunday dress. Thank goodness Kirk was able to take a platform once used to bring joy to children every Saturday morning and repurpose it to putting us all in our place and reminding us how far we have fallen. Kirk will look down upon us all one day and smile because he is the only one not going to HE....double toothpicks, except maybe for the Buttercream Gang but I've always had a hunch that Kirk is a Buttercreamer. But in the meantime for those looking for a deity to worship..... look no further than Savior Kirk Cameron. He's pretty easy on the eyes as well. Darn it, there I go again.... filthy bird sinner I am! 12 hail Kirks and a good self flogging for me!!
Review of Are You a Good Person?
