Review of White Thunder at Glacier Bay: Part 1

Now that Neely's a MILF she's irresistible to old man wavy hair lifeguard stud, who scrambles to make himself two-legged hunkalicious romance bomb. Look how fatherly I am. Look. Look. Smooch by the pram.

Carmen Electra is a mighty fine poser. No complaints in this neck o' the wood.

Bear chase! Ep Ick Ep!