Nope. I wrote this out then I accidentally turned my phone and it kicked me out of the app and now I have to write this again and now I'm even angrier then before.
Those old movies, that new movie, this show, they all suck and I don't care. I don't care so much that I'm going to write a lengthy review about it.
Resident Evil 2 and 4 (the games) were so much better then those movies and TV shows. They were actually scary. That other stuff was garbage. Not scary. Why should I have any fear for a woman who can launch her motorcycle through a church window (classy move by-the-way) then blast the crap out of a monster a hundred times before she even touches the ground. I thought I was watching Resident Evil not Devil May Cry. I mean, they're just not scary. There's nothing really on the line. These women are invincible! They're ridiculous! Same for this show.
Another thing I noticed, why do these monsters, zombies, whatever you want to call them, why do they wait to kill people? That caterpillar zombie had that main chick right there on that car and it didn't kill her. Nope, it had to get close to her. It had to smell her. Then it had to roar. And when it looked back down she was gone. She'd ran away while it was roaring and it didn't see where she went.
That didn't really happen but can you imagine how funny that would look if it had. Nope, the caterpillar gets its brains shot out at the last second. Saved in the nick of time. What a coincidence! The regular zombies do the same thing. Blood drops. They turn and look. They wait... then they run after her. Why? She's right there for Christ sakes! Just get her! Man, these zombies are stupid.
Lastly, why is it they when they move into this new neighborhood they show everyone as being white. Even all the houses are white. I mean, you can't get any whiter then how white this neighborhood is. They made it pretty obvious. And Whiskers family (or whatever it is!) are the only black family in the neighborhood. I'm three episodes in and this still hasn't been explained. Why make this such a striking and obvious visual reference but never mention anything about it? That just seems kinda strange and pointless to me.
Ultimately, this show is so bad it makes me want to scream and set my hair on fire and jump off a bridge. That would be so much better then watching another minute of this show! And it's ruined my childhood! And my ruined children's childhood too! I can't believe this! What an outrage! But for real, I'll probably continue watching it and criticizing it because there's nothing else to watch right now.
Those old movies, that new movie, this show, they all suck and I don't care. I don't care so much that I'm going to write a lengthy review about it.
Resident Evil 2 and 4 (the games) were so much better then those movies and TV shows. They were actually scary. That other stuff was garbage. Not scary. Why should I have any fear for a woman who can launch her motorcycle through a church window (classy move by-the-way) then blast the crap out of a monster a hundred times before she even touches the ground. I thought I was watching Resident Evil not Devil May Cry. I mean, they're just not scary. There's nothing really on the line. These women are invincible! They're ridiculous! Same for this show.
Another thing I noticed, why do these monsters, zombies, whatever you want to call them, why do they wait to kill people? That caterpillar zombie had that main chick right there on that car and it didn't kill her. Nope, it had to get close to her. It had to smell her. Then it had to roar. And when it looked back down she was gone. She'd ran away while it was roaring and it didn't see where she went.
That didn't really happen but can you imagine how funny that would look if it had. Nope, the caterpillar gets its brains shot out at the last second. Saved in the nick of time. What a coincidence! The regular zombies do the same thing. Blood drops. They turn and look. They wait... then they run after her. Why? She's right there for Christ sakes! Just get her! Man, these zombies are stupid.
Lastly, why is it they when they move into this new neighborhood they show everyone as being white. Even all the houses are white. I mean, you can't get any whiter then how white this neighborhood is. They made it pretty obvious. And Whiskers family (or whatever it is!) are the only black family in the neighborhood. I'm three episodes in and this still hasn't been explained. Why make this such a striking and obvious visual reference but never mention anything about it? That just seems kinda strange and pointless to me.
Ultimately, this show is so bad it makes me want to scream and set my hair on fire and jump off a bridge. That would be so much better then watching another minute of this show! And it's ruined my childhood! And my ruined children's childhood too! I can't believe this! What an outrage! But for real, I'll probably continue watching it and criticizing it because there's nothing else to watch right now.