If I were the guy being paid 6 figures to watch a movie and determine if it was ready for theaters or not, I'd have quit just to avoid finishing this train wreck.
No fluid plot, horrible consistency (my girl outran a velociraptor that then outran a speeding vehicle), everything about this was just aweful. The silliest Fast&Furious mock-up doesn't compete with how absolutely attrocious this movie was. Even the dinosaurs special effects seemed to have taken a dive in quality? This is the movie version of taping a banana on a wall and calling it abstract art, and literally paying millions for it.
No fluid plot, horrible consistency (my girl outran a velociraptor that then outran a speeding vehicle), everything about this was just aweful. The silliest Fast&Furious mock-up doesn't compete with how absolutely attrocious this movie was. Even the dinosaurs special effects seemed to have taken a dive in quality? This is the movie version of taping a banana on a wall and calling it abstract art, and literally paying millions for it.