Sick for Toys (2018)
5/10
Finally...the Lifetime Network makes a Horror Movie
22 June 2023
Warning: Spoilers
The movie should've started when the main dude showed up to the house. The Act 1 exposition was a bit boring, even though the opening scene reminded me of a twisted Lifetime movie. It wasn't all bad, it had a few interesting moments. Like the trippy table switch-a-roo, the way Jason's fingerprints ended up as evidence, and ohhh, yeah, the main guy getting killed off midway through the film. Not bad. The director fooled us into thinking it was all about the simp with the serial killer comb-over who is secretly in love with Great Value Bradley Cooper's girlfriend. Nope, it was about the girl.

Definitely a Gamma-Male fantasy, but unique. Two secret king gammas fight (using wits at first, drugs and knives later) for the love of a blonde girl who is banging another dude in the garage. And by the end of the movie, only one shall remain.

Highlander, anyone?

It's the "you don't deserve her" line too.

All joking aside, GV Bradley Cooper was probably the most believable of the bunch.

Solid 5: if edited differently, probably a 6.5.
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