Gidget Grows Up (1969 TV Movie)

Paul Lynde: Louis B. Latimer

Quotes 

• Louis B. Latimer : I am not interested in subscribing to an underground newspaper, donating to indigent pygmies, nor buying a plastic covered tea cosy on the installment plan.

• Gidget Lawrence : This isn't an apartment, it's a shrine.

  Louis B. Latimer : That's true. I'm not looking for a tenant, but a keeper of the flame.

  Gidget Lawrence : What a privilege! A sacred trust.

  Louis B. Latimer : The rent is 185 a month.

• Louis B. Latimer : Look at her. Was there ever anyone to match her? Even her name is pure poetry. Helen Twelvetrees.

• Louis B. Latimer : [in costume]  No, this is not the Playboy Club. I'm just off to do my Easter Bunny routine at the Head Start Center.