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2/10
Gas.......phew!!!!
TJG-219 January 1999
Although made in 1981, you'll think you've made your way back to the early seventies watching this stinker, and not in a good retro kinda sense either.If you are an adolescent male, and up to wasting 90 minutes of your life listening to bad jokes, this could be the one. There's tons of gratuitous sexual references (nothing ever happens), really bad writing, a boring car chase, and a performance by Donald Sutherland that even his mom would cringe at. To be avoided, this movie bites.
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2/10
So bad it's just bad
nettiegurl30 September 2021
Unbelievable bad acting, writing, production, and director. I've seen B movies that were Oscar winners compared to this train wreck. No funny moments whatsoever. Just lame one-liners within a horrible script. The director should have been shot.
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1/10
Gas
jimshonk19 January 2006
I am so happy for the internet because it provides an opportunity to comment about the absolutely worse movie I've ever seen. When I saw GAS I knew it was bad. Over the past 25 years I've watched a number of bad films, but nothing impresses like this.

This incoherent waste of someone's ability to raise funds for a "movie project" is meaningful only for those who can appreciate the irony of the highest level of self-indulgence that fund raisers might provide. If you are curious as to how low someone might sink in the business of film making - watch this film.

Maybe you're thinking - oh this would be fun to watch with a group of alcohol or drug enhanced friends. Promise me to write the website when you do, because I truly believe you will say - "Drunk as I was, this movie stunk".

And Don Sutherland must have been on a fairly serious bender.
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1/10
My vote for the worst movie I've ever seen
dcurtis-53 June 2003
Where do I start? Is it the horrible writing? The atrocious acting? The unbelievably lame plot? If you want bad, this is your movie. I had the misfortune to be in the crowd of about 50 movie-goers when this assault on decently was released. By the end, about 10 people were left. There were no laughs. Unfortunately, unlike the classics such as Plan 9 from Outer Space, this one was not even schlocky enough to make it funny. Just a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad movie.
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Wretched
westpac11 February 2003
Notable only as the screen debut for hyper-comic Howie Mandel, "Gas" is so unforgettable that not one moment of the movie stuck in my mind except for the scene where Sterling Hayden berates his two incompetent nephews and blows them away with his six-shooters that are then revealed to have been loaded with blanks. And that was the closest to a funny joke in "Gas." Donald Sutherland appears as a traffic reporter in what looks like a tacked-on (and pointless) cameo to add a "name" to the cast.
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1/10
Ugh - I need an antacid after this one!
Beebolini17 December 1999
The writing is cheap and horrible, the jokes are pathetic, and I'll be nice about my opinion of the acting by not saying anything...

I saw this movie broadcast on television, and I found myself actually looking FORWARD to the commercials! The only thing I found half interesting was seeing Peter Aykroyd in a movie - one of the few he has made. His voice is almost identical to his brother Dan's voice.

Please spare yourself the trouble. This one isn't even worth watching as a joke. It makes me cringe at being Canadian, as it's a Canadian movie!
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1/10
Bad "gas" runs out of wit early, emits noxious fumes throughout and stalls with its crummy plot, annoying characters and chaotic narrative
Woodyanders8 August 2006
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A simply atrocious and excruciatingly unfunny would-be frenzied over-the-top comedy done in a horrendously ham-fisted wannabe Robert Altmanesque multi-storied ensemble cast fashion. It's about the crazed pandemonium which besets a quiet, peaceful small town when the populace gets wind of an artificially created gas shortage. Director Les Rose pitches all the noisy, anarchic, off-the-wall facetious mayhem at a loud, overbearing, gratingly strident level of high-flown hysteria, staging a never-ending series of shrill mondo destructo slapstick gags with an appalling lack of skill and crack comic timing. Worse yet, Richard Wolf's sloppy, idiotic, severely witless and desperate script resorts to such cheap, groan-producing tactics as crude racial stereotypes, leering sex jokes, dumb double entendre dialogue and constant out-of-control car chases in its strained attempts at milking laughs from a basically unamusing premise, inevitably culminating in the expected last reel grand scale car chase and subsequent multiple automobile crash up which proves to be both painfully protracted and very irritating in comparable measure.

Moreover, there's no insight offered herein to provide any necessary illumination on why folks would act so wretchedly in the midst of such a crisis and the allegedly pointed satire remains blunt and obvious throughout. Perhaps the film's most heinous cinematic sin is its dismal misuse of an excellent big name cast, all of whom portray broadly drawn, one-note, disgustingly grotesque caricatures and mug it up to an unbearable degree in a dire effort to inject some much-needed life into the flimsy goings-on: Sterling Hayden in one of his patented fanatical roles as the greedy, ruthless oil tycoon who secretly hordes petrol in order to jack up gas prices and make himself a bundle, Susan Anspach as a bitchy, opportunistic TV reporter who's a total terror behind the wheel (a bad woman driver; now that's a clever and novel joke -- NOT!), the lovely, throaty-voiced Helen Shaver as a sultry, saucy hooker who services customers in the back of her custom van, the always annoyingly infantile Howie Mandel as a dorky salesman, Sandee Currie as a sweet libidinous tramp, an especially obnoxious Peter Aykroyd as Currie's over-protective karate-choppin' jerk of a brother, and, the saddest sight to behold in this depressingly awful spectacle, a criminally wasted Donald Sutherland as Nic the Noz, a sickeningly smug and patronizing hipster disc jockey who surveys all the carnage in his helicopter and serves as the picture's murderously haughty and condescending Greek chorus. A truly pitiful and unmitigated abomination.
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1/10
Annoying, boring, all qualifications bad accepted here !
RealLiveClaude15 May 2003
I was lucky enough to see the set of this picture in Montreal(by the way, most of it are torn down these days, among these: the two gas stations became Medical Clinics, the viaduct on Mountain Street is thorn down and now has housing, and the climatic end scene shot on the old LaSalle Coke fields is now a shopping mall...). The story seems promising, but when I saw the end result... Disappointing !

A boring, badly acted movie, very unpredictable, full of sexist and racist overtones (even Arabs are trashed here !) and one of the most tiresome and annoying car pursuits ever shot...

I pity everyone who participated in this. Even Donald Sutherland has done better... And the others ???? Gone with the torn sets and buildings which served for this "running on empty" turkey...

Another sad attempt to pass Montreal as an American city... Noticeable cardboard English signs over French ones and the false "Health Spa" set next to the Gas Station and that stupid statue... Producers learned from then....

A movie to forget...
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1/10
Worst film of all time, bar none...
chas779 August 1999
This Canadian-made crap is my vote for worst film of all time. I noticed that the writer never wrote anything after this -- that is a good thing, obviously Hollywood never beckoned after witnessing this witlessness. The director made a handful of films I never heard of -- fortunately for us, nothing since 1987. Perhaps he's retired and living off of his "Gas" royalties. The plot concerns some nonsense about a fake gas shortage, obviously trying to strike a chord with the U.S.-OPEC based gas shortage problems in the early-mid '70's. Stupid, not the least bit funny. I wonder what the actors were thinking of when they signed on? The same year Donald Sutherland made this he also did "Ordinary People." I wonder if he bothers to list this one on his resume?
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1/10
BEST MOVIE EVER!
user0000000019 January 2003
Gas is downright amazing. I find it hard to believe that this was made over 20 years ago! It's still funny today! All it's jokes are absolutely pee your pants funny. It's kinda hard to find, I don't understand why. It should be in everyone's video library! I hope they release it on DVD sometime soon! BTW, if you loved Gas, I reccomend: Hog Wild Title S
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10/10
AN Under-appreciated MASTERPIECE ALA CITIZEN CAINE
cro2514 November 2007
Actually, Orson Welles probably sits back nowadays and WISHES he had made this film. To call this film a "movie" is to denigrate what a piece of art it is. It's so sublime and subtle, and the humor comes as much from its pathos as its slapstick. Yes, you'll laugh when you view it. But, you just almost may shed a tear. Some of us shed tears for different reasons. As a failed film maker, I shed tears whenever I see a film that is so rich and satisfying that I wish I had the artistic vision to have made it first. THIS is that film, for me. (Just as an aside, this has only happened ONCE with television; I cried like a baby after the premier of that classic sit-com "Small Wonder." Jerry Supiran, you are a master comedian.) There is absolutely nothing wrong with this film. GAS is as flawless as cinema gets.
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1/10
Easily one of the worst
rodney414 January 2001
Wretched. One of the least funny comedies ever made. I still kick myself for the night I visited the multiplex and chose this thing over "Arthur." I prefer to think Sterling Hayden needed the work and that Donald Sutherland was in it for the money -- either way, both are ill-served
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I'd rather have crippling indigestion than watch this again
Movie-Robot13 March 2002
Wacky send-up of the gas crisis. This stillborn political farce centers around milk prices driving up gasoline prices. Just close your eyes and I'm sure you can predict the idiotic Arab gags.

The "conscience" of the movie is supposed to be Donald Sutherland as "Nozzle Nick" a helicopter traffic reporter. His 10 minutes on screen negate every good thing Mr. Sutherland has ever done.

Everyone who appeared in this one is a bad, bad person.
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8/10
A nice simple comedy
athelen-308-4229913 March 2012
A funny enjoyable movie. Sorry that it won't make the awards but all movies need not be an achievement. This is just what it wanted to be, an hour and a half of gags. Some great some So So. I just searched the web and was able to find an old rental copy that I purchased. While the rest of the reviewers found this the worst the obviously haven't seen Return to Bogey Creek or Blood Simple (a critics pick). Lighten up and enjoy. If you didn't LOL when he "shot" the boys then you better stock up on your anti depressants.

Give it a shot. Sit back and just enjoy. There is no need to delve into character developments or even pause the movie if you need to run and grab a snack.

All in all a pleasant romp of a movie.
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10/10
'Gas' is an unsung masterpiece.
hnm-110 July 2005
Warning: Spoilers
I stumbled into taping this movie off Saturday TV back around ~1985, and have treasured it ever since. Never seen or heard of it since, 'til just now.

Sutherland certainly did this as a half-day lark, and had tons of fun with his cameo.

Duke Stuyvesant (who really isn't as much brighter than his two idiot sons as he would like to believe) creates the local gas crisis. I don't think it's a spoiler to say that milk is a parallel story that gets braided in quite satisfactorily, as is the Arab Sheik, and a half-dozen other lines and characters.

The martial arts world takes itself too seriously. Peter Ackroyd's portrayal of Ed, the deranged kung-fu brother of the pretty girl, is great.

'Gas' is an unsung masterpiece.
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