Mommie Dearest (1981)

Joe Warren: Mr. Dodd

Quotes 

• Mr. Dodd : My daughter Ellen would love to have your signature, Miss Crawford.

  Joan Crawford : Of course!

  [signs menu] 

  Louis B. Mayer : You see? She didn't ask for L.B. Mayer's signature!

  Joan Crawford : That's because she's not as smart as her father. She doesn't know that you are King!

  Louis B. Mayer : [Joan gets up to leave]  Where are you going? Come join us, we're having dinner! You're one of the reasons bankers love Metro.

  Joan Crawford : No, thank you, L.B., but our table is ready.

  Louis B. Mayer : I insist.

  [Joan sits] 

  Louis B. Mayer : You're aces, Joanie!

  Joan Crawford : I'm glad you think that, L.B., because aces beat kings!

  Louis B. Mayer : Not in Hollywood, dear.