Welcome Freshmen (1991–1993)

Mike Speller: Mr. Elliott Lippman

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Quotes 

• Female Teacher : Give me back my attendance records.

  Male Teacher : No way, Dog Breath.

  Female Teacher : Mr. Lippman! Mr.Sitcurse...

  Male Teacher : [shouts]  Liar, liar! Pants on fire!

  Mr. Elliott Lippman : Stop it, Mr.Teensy. Holding your breath will not do you any good. Your not getting a raise.

  Mr.Teensy : But I want a raise.

  [shouts] 

  Mr.Teensy : I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise!

  [throws a temper tantrum] 

  Mr. Elliott Lippman : [shouts]  If you don't shut up,

  [turns Mr.Teensy around] 

  Mr. Elliott Lippman : I'm gonna grab your undies and give you a big...

  [stops as Alex walks into Teachers lounge] 

  Mr. Elliott Lippman : [to Mr. Teensy]  Gee, I guess that verterbrae is now back in place, huh, Mr. Teensy?

• Merv : [Merv and Lippy have become exchange students] 

  [to Lippy who's written "Merv bites" on his locker] 

  Merv : Caught you, Freshman.

  Mr. Elliott Lippman : But, Mr. Merv I was....

  Merv : You've got some explaining to do.

  [puts a handcuff on Lippy and takes him to the office]