T.E. Russell: Spits
Spits : I'll catch you on the greasy side.
Spits : Wow, that's funny. You're a comedian, huh?
Shortcut : Well, he don't look like much.
Spits : He not much. He's just a funny boy.
Shortcut : Oh, yeah?
Spits : Yeah.
Shortcut : You funny, boy? Well come on. Make me laugh.
Tommy Riley : I don't want any trouble.
Shortcut : That's too bad, funny boy. See, trouble be my middle name.
Spits : Trouble be his uh, pseudonym.