Happy Gilmore (1996)

Ben Stiller: Hal L. - Orderly in Nursing Home

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• Nursing Home Orderly : Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.

  Elderly Woman : My fingers hurt.

  Nursing Home Orderly : What's that?

  Elderly Woman : My fingers hurt.

  Nursing Home Orderly : Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

• Grandma : Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.

  Nursing Home Orderly : You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma!