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Worst film ever
roddypiper12 November 2005
Honestly, this may be the worst film ever made. And I've seen a lot of bad movies.

Terrible acting, direction, editing, music (definitely the worst use of music since Steve McQueens "The Hunter") and any other category you would care to rate. The ONLY thing that wasn't terrible was the lighting, and the only reason I noticed that was because I was looking for something positive to say.

Unbelievable, and its refreshing to know that "the Amp" never got near a camera again.

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1/10
prepare to be amazed!
danhammond14 April 2006
This film was amazing while stoned; however it was for all the wrong reasons that we sat and laughed time and time again. We had thought that the acting was so bad because the actors were in fact martial arts experts, and thus were not expected to possess any acting ability; they are neither, and some fight scenes are hilarious. Dubbing is ill-timed during one rather hopeful romantic scene. Another highlight for the stoned viewer is the soundtrack, particularly songs recorded by the man himself, who, not content with directing the picture of his life story, even thought himself talented enough to supply the music. One wonders whether or not Anthony "Amp" Elmore received one too many blows to the skull.
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Misguided kickboxing drama
lor_26 May 2023
My review was written in July 1990 after watching the movie on Xenon video cassette.

Champion kickboxer Anthony Elmore tries his hand at filmmaking with poor results in "Iron Thunder", an exercise in self-glorification.

Filmed in 1987 in Memphis with the title "The Contemporary Gladiator", this direct-to-video release opens with Elmore training with taskmaster Julius Dorsey in karate class. Dorsey violently severs relations with out hero, claiming he's not true to the real spirit of karate.

Pic includes what looks like documentary footage of actual Elmore battles in the ring against a variety of opponents including Bill Morrison and Eddie Monger as he rises to fame. Staged finale is a lengthy championship bout against Danny Bumpus.

Main problem with "Iron Thunder" is that Elmore violates a cardinal rule of sports drama in not being an underdog. He's a tall, well-built athlete who literally towers over nearly every opponent -the antithesis of Bruce Lee and Sylvester Stallone who typically battle mountainous foes.

Picture's theme, apart from the corny black self-awareness message of the opening reels, endorses the act of selling out. Instead of atoning for his betrayal of mentor Dorsey's purity message, Elmore expresses here the desire to become popular and make his "sport" popular, even to the extent of acquiescing to pal George M. Young's gimmick of adding ring girls for show. What ever happened to the hero who learns the error of commercialism and returns to his original idealism?
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6/10
After the end credits, it states: "COMING SOON: IRON THUNDER II". Sadly, this never materialized,
tarbosh220008 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Iron Thunder tells the tale of Anthony "Amp" Elmore's journey from wide-eyed Shotokan Karate student - where his sensei (Dorsey) tells him to punch walls and floors and take cold showers - to the top of his profession as a kickboxer. His buddy Kingfish (Young) becomes his manager, and despite all the pressure to become a traditional boxer, Amp perseveres in the rough and tumble world of kickboxing. He eventually lands a sponsorship from Coors beer and works his way up the ranks. But will he hit the wall when faced with his toughest opponent yet? Elmore really took control of this presentation of his life story; he's the writer, producer, director, and star, and also he sings on the soundtrack (and dances). Is there anything Anthony "Amp" Elmore can't do?

In a typical kickboxing movie, the hero's manager doesn't get into the center of the ring before the match and sing the ENTIRE national anthem. But Iron Thunder isn't your typical kickboxing movie. This passion project by Mr. Elmore runs 67 minutes and has a lot of homemade charm. Sure, despite its brief running time, there are many extended kickboxing matches, but how could anyone dislike this movie? There are many funny, entertaining, and even endearing moments, and the many nonprofessional cast and crew members give it a lot of heart. It was Razor Sharpe before Razor Sharpe.

It all starts out during the Vietnam era - that's right, despite the film's limited resources, the first section of it is a period piece - and Amp's father disapproves of his kickboxing ways. But Amp follows his own path. Without so much as a title card reading "Present Day", we surmise there has been a leap forward in time solely because in the next scene, Amp's afro and Dashiki are now gone.

It's here we get the entrance of George M. Young as Kingfish. Young steals the movie, which isn't easy to do when Anthony "Amp" Elmore is the star. Young is genuinely funny, energetic, and charismatic as Kingfish. (Perhaps his name is meant to evoke a certain other boxing manager...Don Kingfish anybody?) It's truly a shame that Iron Thunder is his only screen credit. Hopefully he did stage plays or something, because he had the humor and screen presence to take his career quite far.

Iron Thunder is also filled with characters spouting hilariously unintelligible dialogue, funny yelling, and classic musical stings on the soundtrack. What's not to love? Now, this is important: do NOT confuse this movie with the awful Iron Thunder (1998) with Richard Hatch. That remains one of the worst movies we've seen on this site to date. Just one more nail in its coffin is its unoriginal title. Amp was there first! Sure, the original title was Contemporary Gladiator, but it came out on Xenon Home Video as Iron Thunder. In the golden year of 1989, no less. If you watch only one movie with the title Iron Thunder, make sure it's the one with Elmore.

After the end credits, it states: "COMING SOON: IRON THUNDER II". Sadly, this never materialized, but it shows the level of ambition at work here. Despite having not a lot to work with, not only did Elmore and his crew make a movie and get it into stores, but they planned a sequel! You've got to love their drive and determination.

In the end, while people more used to mainstream cinema might not appreciate its style, those of us out there who are fond of these underground classics will find a lot to love with Iron Thunder.
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Prepare to be electrified!
Nil Bog18 October 2000
Anthony "Amp" Elmore gives an electifying performance in this film, showcasing his talents as an actor, director, kickboxer, dancer, and singer (listen to the soundtrack during later scenes for Elmore's powerful vocals). This film has been called "the black Rocky" for good reasons, but it is so much more. It follows a similar structure to the Rocky movies to explore Elmore's real-life rise to glory in the world of kickboxing. But it is also a coming-of-age story which explores important social issues, while having a laugh along the way. Almost stealing the show is Elmore's sidekick and promoter, The Kingfish, whose soulful singing and hilarious antics add much color to the film. Elmore's afro is huge at the beginning of the film, and it is truly a spectacle, especially during the fight scenes. This film has jazz, puh-zazz, and arrazzamatazz.
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