Slackers (2002) Poster


Devon Sawa: Dave Goodman



  • Singing Waiter : When I say happy, you say birthday! Happy!

    Dave , Jeff , Sam : Birthday!

    Dave , Jeff , Sam : Happy!

    Dave , Jeff , Sam : Birthday!

    Singing Waiter : When I say birthday, you say party! Birthday!

    Dave , Jeff , Sam : Party!

  • Ethan : They call me Cool Ethan. I live in Heineraker Hall.

    Dave : Alright - cool.

  • Dave : I brought you coffee.

    Ethan : I don't touch that stuff.

    Dave : Can I come in?

    Ethan : No. No one comes into Ethan's room. Ethan's rules.

    Dave : What's that smell?

    Ethan : Maybe it's the smell of your ass getting kicked out of school.

  • Mr. Leonard : Good afternoon, Mr. Dulles.

    Dave : Call me Jack.

    Mr. Leonard : But is says here your first name is Ethan?

    Dave : Nah, just call me Jack.

    Mr. Leonard : All right, Jack. If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?

    Dave : Hmmm, I'd have to say... slave to the freaky ass booty.

    Mr. Leonard : That's more then one word.

  • Dave : I'm a commercial airline pilot.

    Hot Twin #1 : Yeah, whatever.

    Dave : No, I'm a commercial airline pilot.

    Hot Twin #1 : Ha, ha.

    Dave : I, ladies, am a professional... commercial... airline... pilot.

    Hot Twin #1 : Cool!

    Hot Twin #2 : Cool!

    Hot Twin #1 : Is he a pilot too?

    Jeff : FBI. I get the ugly one.

  • Angela : You are a child and you are manipulative and even worse... you're a whore.

    Dave : I am not a whore.

  • Dave : [talking to himself]  A whore? How am I a whore?

  • Dave : It was my fate to meet her.

    Jeff : But it wasn't your fate to be with her. Unfortunately, my friend, fate has a different plan for you. You will grow up, go out into the world. You'll forget all about the things that happened here. Ethan, Angela... the shit we pulled. Those hookers that we thought were girls. And you're going to go out there and no-one - no-one can shoot you down because a woman one time stepped on your heart and left a scar in its wake. That is your fate, Dave. Just as it is my fate to some day become shogun.

  • Dave : [to himself]  FUCK! How am I a whore?

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