How I Met Your Mother (TV Series 2005–2014) Poster

(2005–2014)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin, Jasmine

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Quotes 

  • Lily : [Lily sees Barney hitting on Claudia]  Oh, hell. No!

    [grabs Barney by the ear and yanks him away from Claudia] 

    Lily : Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes.

    Barney : [confused]  Wait... my eyes? Or my testicles?

    Lily : [pause, thinks about it]  One of each!

  • [repeated line] 

    Lily : You son of a bitch!

  • Lily : Hey, nice shirt, Ted. Is it yesterday already?

  • [repeated line throughout season 9] 

    Lily : [Being handed a drink at the Farhampton Inn]  Thank you, Linus.

  • Lily : You're playing hockey. With a basketball... and tennis rackets?

    Marshall : It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!

    Lily : Wait, BaskIceball? shouldn't it be Iceketball?

    Marvin Eriksen Sr. : Ice... Ket... ball? that just sounds weird.

    Marcus Eriksen : The game is BaskIceball. And I'm the best.

    Lily : Well, maybe that's just cause you haven't seen *me* play.

    [Lily throws the basketball to Marcus who throws it back to Marshall] 

    Marshall : Well, it's not exactly a sport for girls.

    Lily : Well, that's funny cause your brother throws like a girl!

    [Lily throws the ball back to Marcus] 

    Lily : [Marcus throws the ball hard and hits Lily in the face] 

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