How I Met Your Mother (TV Series 2005–2014) Poster

(2005–2014)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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  • Ted : I'm gonna do what that guy couldn't, I'm gonna take the plunge... Well, I guess that's not a perfect metaphor since... for me it's falling in love and for him it's... death.

    Barney : Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.

  • Ted : So, who are we picking up?

    Barney : I dunno... her? Or maybe her...

    Ted : Wait, so when you said we were going to pick someone up at the airport, you meant we were going to *pick someone up* at the airport?

    Barney : Yeah...

    Ted : You're kidding!

    Barney : False!

  • Ted : You're not... Moby, are you?

    Not Moby : Who?

    Ted : The recording artist, Moby.

    Not Moby : Oh, no.

    Ted : Then why, when we said "Hey, Moby" did you come over here?

    Not Moby : Oh, I thought you said Tony.

    Ted : So your name's Tony?

    Not Moby : No.

  • Barney : It's going to be legendary!

    Ted : Don't say that! You're too liberal with the word "legendary".

    [flashback to Barney standing at Ted's door in snow gear with a shovel] 

    Barney : We're building an igloo in Central Park! It's going to be legendary! Snow-suit up!

  • Ted : Hey Barney, see that girl?

    Barney : Ohhh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty!

  • [repeated line] 

    Ted : [whenever Marshall and Lily talk about having sex]  Please don't.

  • Ted : Can we maybe scoop stuffing for a while?

    Barney : You wanna scoop stuffing on your first day?

    [sarcastically makes phone with his hands and holds it to his ear] 

    Barney : Hello, NFL, can I be quarterback next Sunday?

  • Ted : At least someone appreciates the fact that I am doing and not thinking.

    [pause] 

    Ted : And now, I don't think I won't not go to the bathroom.

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