Cheers (TV Series)

Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh (1990)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Sam Malone : What are you up to Norm?

  Norm Peterson : My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

• Sam Malone : He can't do anything worse to us than he did last year. Remember that? The place was packed, and Gary and his goons filled our stairwell with potatoes.

  Woody Boyd : Yeah, just my luck, I was sitting on the bottom of the steps tying my shoe at the time. Lucky for me you guys were able to dig me out. I'd hate to be the second member of my family buried alive by potatoes.

• Norm Peterson : Gary's smarter than that. He know we'd be on the look out for a stranger, so he'd plant somebody we do know.

  Sam Malone : Yeah. Probably try to turn one of our own against us. So the idea is, who do we suspect the least?

  [the gang at the bar ponder the question] 

  Woody Boyd : I think it's me.