Cheers (TV Series)

Home Malone (1991)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• Sam Malone : Say, Carla, I'm babysitting tonight. You got any advice for me?

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Sure. Here's everything you need to know about babies. Remember, you're the boss.

  Sam Malone : Yeah.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Don't let them give you any lip. And if they start to act crabby, stick a bottle in their mouth.

  Sam Malone : Great, OK, great.

  [Sam leaves and Kelly, who has just started working as a waitress at the bar, enters] 

  Kelly Gaines : OK, I'm ready.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : OK. Here's everything you need to know about customers. Remember, you're the boss. Don't let them give you any lip. And if they start to act crabby, just stick a bottle in their mouths.