Family Guy (TV Series)
Da Boom (1999)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Bill Clinton, Business Man #2, Crowd, General, Naked Guy, Greg, New Quahog Citizen, George Washington, Citizen #4
Photos
Quotes
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Peter Griffin : [laughs at Lois] You said "nuclear"! It's "nucular", dummy. The "S" is silent.
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Peter Griffin : Sorry but I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time.
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Peter Griffin : [Peter is trying to convince Lois that the world is ending and trying to get her to go to the basement, but Lois is refusing] Honey, are you pregnant?
Lois Griffin : No, why?
[Shoves Lois down the stairs]
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[Peter has just eaten all the dehydrated food rations]
Lois Griffin : Peter, you just ate a year's worth of food!
Peter Griffin : Huh. What a waste of money. I'm still hungry.
[Peter drinks a glass of water, then immediately balloons to several times his size]
Peter Griffin : Everybody leave. I have to poop. *NOW!*
[the family runs away]
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Cleveland Brown : Guns only lead to trouble.
Peter Griffin : That's right. And when trouble comes, we'll be ready to blow its freakin' head off.
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Guy in Chicken Suit : [to Peter, he holds a coupon out] Excuse me, sir, would you like a coupon?
Peter Griffin : Oh, no, thank you, I don't trust giant chickens any more.
[goes to flashback]
Peter Griffin : Oh, uh, the nice chicken outside gave me a coupon.
Cashier : [looks at coupon] Oh, I'm sorry but this coupon expired yesterday.
Peter Griffin : [Peter looks at chicken outside] Son of a...
[jumps out window and tackles the chicken]
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[a U.S. map at a military base shows 'Happy New Year' lit up on the map]
Military Sergeant : Very nice, lieutenant.
Military Tech Guy : Actually, each one of those lights represents a missile launching by itself. The pattern is just a coincidence.
Military Sergeant : Come to think of it, that Y is a bit off. Still, it looks nice.
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Lois Griffin : Look, Peter, people!
Jorad : Halt!
Peter Griffin : Uh-oh!
Jorad : I am Jorad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory. Do you have any food?
Peter Griffin : Ah, no, that that's why we're on the road.
Jorad : Then you may not pass until you answer the following question. Name something you take on a picnic.
Meg Griffin : A blanket!
Brian Griffin : Potato salad!
Chris Griffin : Chicken!
Lois Griffin : Merlot
Stewie Griffin : A dead Lois!
Peter Griffin : Ah, ah, ah, okay, ah, we're gonna go with potato salad.
Jorad : Show me potato salad!
[points at sky. Peter and Lois look. Jorad and Highway warriors look]
Peter Griffin : [whispers] Maybe we should go now.
[Peter and Lois back away slowly]
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Brian Griffin : A Flautist, Peter!
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Bill Clinton : [Sees nuclear missiles falling everywhere] Aw what the hell, come here, Hillary.
[They kiss]
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Guy in Chicken Suit : The world is gonna end at midnight tonight. Y2K.
Peter Griffin : Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?
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Peter Griffin : I'm the one who gave elocution lessons to Rosie Perez!
Townsfolk : That's nothing to be proud of.
Peter Griffin : Hey don' be stupiid, she speak good and every-ting.
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Brian Griffin : They ate Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa!
Peter Griffin : Why? They're just going to be hungry again in an hour.
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Peter Griffin : Ohh 'village idiot', that's a good one. On Thursdays you get to wave your penis in traffic!
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Peter Griffin : Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids! Damn long-ears! Tryin' to take Easter away from Jesus.
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Peter Griffin : Hey guys. You know that one Christmas present you really wanted, but didn't get?
Meg Griffin : A phone?
Chris Griffin : A pony?
Brian Griffin : A humidor?
Stewie Griffin : A dead Lois?