The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Home Is Where the Heart Attack Is (1993)

Will Smith: Will Smith

Quotes 

• William 'Will' Smith : Man, you don't know how lucky you are. You can be with your father whenever you want. You can eat with him and argue with him; he's there for you. You know where my father is?

  Carlton Banks : [meekly]  No.

  William 'Will' Smith : Neither do I.

  Carlton Banks : Look, I don't wanna see my father with tubes up his nose, okay?

  William 'Will' Smith : Carlton, there's gonna come a time when all he has is tubes up his nose.

  Carlton Banks : Not my father!

  William 'Will' Smith : Everybody's father! Except mine, cause I don't know where the hell he is!

  Carlton Banks : You don't understand, Will.

  William 'Will' Smith : Yes, I do. You're selfish.

  [he walks away disappointed] 

• Carlton Banks : It's pointless for Dad to get this extra life insurance. He'll probably outlive all of us.

  William 'Will' Smith : Only if he eats us first.

• Hilary Banks : My therapist said that the only way to cope with Trevor's death is to confront it.

  Vivian Banks : Trevor died bungee-jumping.

  Hilary Banks : I'm working up to that. Well, I'm off to my skydiving class.

  William 'Will' Smith : Yo, Hil, that's not your parachute. That's my bookbag.

  Hilary Banks : Whoops. That would've been embarrassing.

• William 'Will' Smith : Everyone, Uncle Phil had that heart attack because of me.

  Vivian Banks : Will, your fat joke had nothing to do with this.

  William 'Will' Smith : I've been sneaking him fatty foods for a week.

  Everyone : WHAT?

• William 'Will' Smith : [to the paramedic as Uncle Phil is in the ambulance after a heart attack]  Hey, man, my uncle's going to be all right, right?

  Paramedic : Well, if I say he is and he croaks, you're going to be upset, right?

• Philip Banks : [while in the ambulance]  Would you do me a favor, Will?

  William 'Will' Smith : Uncle Phil, we are not stopping for no burger!

  Philip Banks : No, no, no. Would you tell Carlton to look after the family just in case this is my last ride?

  William 'Will' Smith : Your last ride? Whatcha you talking about, man? We gonna go for plenty of rides in ambulances, man.

• William 'Will' Smith : [to Carlton]  You're going to that hospital if I have to knock you out and call an ambulance.

• Phillip Banks : What are you talking about? I weigh the same as I did in high school.

  Will : Yeah, if you add up all four years.

• William 'Will' Smith : Hey man, how come you didn't say you weren't my uncle?

  Mr. Melville : Nobody comes to visit me.

• Philip Banks : Will! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

  William 'Will' Smith : Hey man! My uncle says he can't breathe!

  Paramedic : That could be because you're leaning on his oxygen hose.