Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Boarding School (1958)
Barry Curtis: Johnny Franklin
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Quotes
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Wally Cleaver : [talking with Johnny Franklin about his Military School] That sure sounds swell. I bet you don't get to carry guns, though.
Johnny Franklin : Why, sure we do.
Theodore Cleaver : Can you shoot real bullets with 'em?
Johnny Franklin : Well, the big guys have a rifle team. We drill with wooden guns.
Wally Cleaver : Well, gee, what's the good of havin' a gun if you can't shoot it?
Johnny Franklin : [he pauses to think] Well, if there was an invasion or something, you could hit guys with it.
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Johnny Franklin : [bragging about his Military School] We even have two guys from the regular Army to teach us the drillin'. And you know somethin' else? All our teachers are men. Well, except the nurse.
Wally Cleaver : Oh, boy. All men teachers, huh?
Theodore Cleaver : No lady teachers?
Johnny Franklin : [proudly] Not a single one.
Theodore Cleaver : You mean you don't have to wash?
Johnny Franklin : Well sure, they make us wash. You get demerits if they find dirt on ya.
Wally Cleaver : Gee, Beaver, you have to wash no matter where you go to school.
Theodore Cleaver : [disappointed] Yeah, I guess so.