M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Hanky Panky (1977)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
Quotes
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : I'm worried about Donald. He works so hard.
Maj. Frank Burns : Maybe he strained himself thinking.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Don't you wish. He has a mind like a steel trap.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : That could be dangerous. If he gets an idea, he'll snap his neck and swallow his face.
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Maj. Frank Burns : [Frank is at Margaret's door] Major Houlihan.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Major Burns.
Maj. Frank Burns : Uh, am I disturbing you?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Not yet.
[He steps inside]
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Now you are.
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Maj. Frank Burns : [to Major Houlihan] Our friendship is real. It's warm. It's honest. It's... convenient.
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Maj. Frank Burns : Our friendship is real, Margaret. It's warm. It's honest. It's... convenient.