Married... with Children (TV Series)

Cheese, Cues, and Blood (1991)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• [Al has his head propped up on two beer bottles] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Well Al, you're looking better. You've stopped air-guitaring "It's a Small World".

  Al : Yeah, it's the beer. Turns out, the brain doesn't need blood. Just gotta keep the brain wet. So what's going on?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, we were up 5 grand, and I said we should take the money and leave, but you said "Damn a unified Germany, play on."

• [Kelly needs money for her stake in a pool bet; Al zombie-walks into the bar, with gauze taped up the length of both arms] 

  Kelly : Daddy, you look so pale.

  Al : Perhaps that's because I've been running all over town, selling pints of blood to nine blood banks.

  Jefferson : Al, the human body only holds eight pints.

  Al : Well, that's what they say, but the brain hides some!

• [Jefferson is managing Kelly's pool-hustling; Al comes into the bar and sees him dressed like a pimp] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Oh, hey, Al! Man, you should see your daughter in action, she's...

  [Al seizes Jefferson by the throat and slams him down onto the pool table] 

  Al : Say goodnight, Super Fly.

  Kelly : [comes back from the bathroom]  Daddy, what are you doing here?

  Al : Stand back, Pumpkin. He's about to pop and you don't want teeth and eyes all over you.