Married... with Children (TV Series)
Here's Looking at You, Kid (1989)
David Garrison: Steve Rhoades
Quotes
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Marcy Rhoades : We've got ourselves a serial peeper.
Fanny : He peeped me last night!
[the women gasps]
Peggy Bundy : He peeped you?
Fanny : Yes. It was horrible.
Al Bundy : And how was it for you?
Steve Rhoades : Al, please. The fat and unattractive have rights, too.
Fifi : So do the beautiful. I was peeped, too.
Al Bundy : The beast! C-Could you show us what he saw?
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Marcy Rhoades : Steve, I was peeped. It was awful. He saw me in all my nakedness.
Steve Rhoades : Uh, what did he see, honey? Did, uh... Did he see your jimmies?
Marcy Rhoades : He saw it all, Steve.
Al Bundy : Uh, Marcy, did they find this guy passed out in the bushes, still twitching from fear? 'Cause, I mean, just the thought of it gives me the heebie-jeebies.
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Steve Rhoades : Al, I got a problem. This Peeping Tom thing is ruining my marriage. Marcy's so upset, she hasn't let me have sex with her for five days.
Al Bundy : Well, it could be worse. I've had sex with mine for five straight days. Only way I get through it is to put a little TV on the pillow next to her so I can watch Get Smart.
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Peggy Bundy : [from upstairs] Peeper's not coming. Oh, God. I need a man. Let me see. Oh, well. Al!
[a desperate Al looks at Steve]
Steve Rhoades : Ah, take it easy, Al. Once Peggy gets peeped, things will be back to normal. Whatever that may be around this house.