Married... with Children (TV Series)

Pump Fiction (1995)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• Marshall : And now, ladies and gentlemen, the world premiere of the film 'Shoes'.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Boo! Hiss! Boooooo!

  Marshall : 'Shoes' is a taught and gripping short film told in the Andy Warhol tradition of film making.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Oh, please! Even he made junk films better than this!

  Marshall : Will the gentleman in the third row please sit down and stop heckling!

• Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : They gave you $10,000? See, this is exactly why I'm a republican.

  Al Bundy : Really? And I thought it was because of the drinking and the wife-swapping-parties.

• Kelly Bundy : Excuse me, Mrs. Darcy, but our shoe movie is not stupid. It is genius. We even entered it in the Hammond, Indiana Film Festival. It's gonna be the biggest show this family ever had since Benny and Barry White.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Wait a minute! That Film Festival is sponsored by the National Endowment for the Arts!

  Al Bundy : They're offering ten thousand dollars for the best film. Which will be ours!

  [Kelly nods proudly] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Al! Those grants were intended for starving, destitute artists!

  Al Bundy : [shrugs]  Well, we are starving!

  Kelly Bundy : But I'm not a destitute. I've never taken money from...

  Al Bundy : Guard the film, pumpkin!

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Look, Al, I'll grant you the NEA has done some silly things in the past, but no way

  [shakes her head] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : no how will they accept a *ridiculous" movie about shoes!