Married... with Children (TV Series)

Scared Single (1993)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : It says right here, the Peruvian beetle sting can cause temporary insanity, but on the bright side, it has a delightful mating call and stays crunchy in milk.

• [after an encounter with stinging insects whose venom causes mild insanity, Kelly is sitting on the couch, staring straight ahead] 

  Bud Bundy : [on the phone with Peg]  Well, the doctor said she seems to be fine.

  Kelly Bundy : [shouting]  The pods! The pods! They're opening!

  [British accent] 

  Kelly Bundy : Is that you, Napoleon?

  [Southern accent] 

  Kelly Bundy : No, Rhett, it's me, and mark my words, the South shall rise again.