Married... with Children (TV Series)

The D'Arcy Files (1994)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : How come they don't have a Harlem Globetrotters baseball team?

  Al Bundy : They do. They're called the Mets.

• Jefferson D'Arcy : Oh, hey, before I forget, Marcy wanted to invite you guys to an April Fools' party tomorrow.

  Al Bundy : Really?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah.

  Al Bundy : Oh, man, I love April Fools' Day. Peg, remember Mrs. Quinn, our music teacher?

  Peggy Bundy : [chuckles]  Yeah. One April Fools', we faked a love note from her to the female gym teacher.

  Al Bundy : [laughs]  And the school board suspended her license.

  Peggy Bundy : [laughs]  Just three days before her retirement!

  Al Bundy : And her husband divorced her and left her penniless!

• Peggy Bundy : [with a toothache]  Al.

  Al Bundy : Uh, Peg, please just go wait in the car. I'll be right there.

  Peggy Bundy : Promise me, Al?

  Al Bundy : Yes, I promise, Peg.

  Peggy Bundy : You swear to me, Al?

  Al Bundy : DAMN YOUR HIDE, YES, I, PROMISE! Wait in the freaking car!

  [Peg leaves] 

  Al Bundy : Geez, the things that women make you say to show them you love them.