The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees à la Carte (1966)

Micky Dolenz: Micky

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Quotes 

• Micky : [a young woman walks on to the set in the middle of a shootout]  The producers thought we should have a pretty girl in the show.

• Paddy The Fix : Hey waiter, I don't drink. Give me some ginger ale.

  Micky : That's not my station.

• Red O'Leary : Fuselli, you're a two timin', double crossin', cigar smokin' rat!

  Fuselli : Watch what you're saying, Red. I don't smoke cigars!

  Micky : He got you there, Red!

• Micky : Man, we gotta stop the shooting or we're gonna get killed!

  [Climbes out from under the table] 

  Micky : Hold it, hold it! Come on.

  [a pretty brunette in a fur coat walks into frame and opens her coat for the camera to reveal a bare midriff] 

  Micky : The director thought we should have a pretty girl on the show. Thanks, sweetheart.

• Peter : Hey, are those guys hoods?

  Micky : They're not social workers

• Davy : You're pretty tough with an old man, how about trying someone your own size?

  Rocco : [looks around, gazing over the Monkees' heads]  There ain't nobody here my size.

  Micky : Maybe you should get out of the business.

• Mike : We have a motion to deal with Mr. Fuselli. Can I have suggestions from the floor?

  Peter : [Peter pulls his ear off the floor]  The floor has nothing to say.

  Micky : You can try the wall.

  Peter : [With his ear to the wall]  The wall says... try the ceiling.

• Inspector : [Profoundly overacting]  I wanna thank you boys for coming. And if you're willing to help, we may be able to put Fuselli behind bars. But I must warn you, you'l be dealing with dangerous, vicious men.

  Micky : Gee, you don't look so vicious, Inspector.

• Micky : We gotta contact the inspector.

  Davy : Sure, but how? Fuselli won't let us out in the middle of the meeting.

  Mike : Yeah, and Rocco's guarding the front door.

  Peter : And the food will get cold.

• Davy : I'm telling you, that guy's tough! He even wears a pinstripe suit!

  Micky : What's so tough about that?

  Davy : It's got real pins in it.