The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees at the Movies (1967)

Jerry Lester: Kramm

Quotes 

• Philo : Boys, say hello to Luthor Kramm. Mr. Kramm gave you "Beach Party Honeymoon".

  Peter : You didn't give it to us! We had to PAY for it!

  Mike : Yeah! It cost us eighty cents at the drive-in!

  Kramm : Well, it was worth it, wasn't it?

  Mike : Um... you owe us sixty cents.

• Kramm : Today we begin shooting my greatest film: 'I Married a Creature From Out of Town'. It's a message picture. And the message is: If we don't finish it in ten days, we're in trouble.

• Kramm : Now, let's make a picture that teenagers will watch... even in a drive-in.

• Frankie Catalina : I knew you resented me, but I never knew you'd go this far. Ruining the film and my beautiful million-dollar image!

  Kramm : Frankie, you're overwrought.

  Frankie Catalina : Oh, yeah? Well, I don't have to put up with it. I'm walking out of my contract! I can do a mystery at Mammoth studios.

  [walks off] 

  Philo : Mammoth Studios has been out of business for years!

  Kramm : That must be the mystery.