NewsRadio (TV Series)

The Real Deal (1997)

Andy Dick: Matthew Brock

Quotes 

• Joe Garrelli : Have you even made out with a chick?

  Matthew Brock : Lots of times. I've had some sex, just not final sex. I mean, I've gotten close.

  Joe Garrelli : How close?

  [Matthew puts his hands about two feet apart] 

  Joe Garrelli : I have no idea what that means.

  [Positions his hands vertically] 

  Joe Garrelli : Oh, now I get it.

• Matthew Brock : Everyone, I've decided to not have sex with Irene.

  Dave : Well, that is a decision only you can make, and by that I mean that is a decision only *you* can make.

• Jimmy : You're not a member of a cult or anything, are you?

  Matthew Brock : No, nothing like that.

  Jimmy : Well, then maybe you should join one.

• Joe Garrelli : Dude, there is only one way to deal with a woman like that.

  Matthew Brock : What's that?

  Joe Garrelli : You get down on your hands and knees and you beg her to have sex with you.

  Beth : He's right. Men get on their hands and knees for me all the time, and I don't look like that.

  Joe Garrelli : They have to get on their hands and knees just to look at you face to face.