The Simpsons (TV Series)
22 Short Films About Springfield (1996)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : Mom, someone threw gum in my hair!
Marge Simpson : Are you sure? Maybe it's just shampoo. That washes right out.
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Ned Flanders : Marge Simpson! Still makin' juice the old fashioned way?
Lisa Simpson : No. I've got gum in my hair.
Marge Simpson : [sighs] We've tried everything. Olive oil, lemon juice, tartare sauce, chocolate syrup, gravy, bacon fat, hummus, baba ganoosh...
Lisa Simpson : My scalp hurts from horsefly bites.
Ned Flanders : Why don't you freeze it with an ice cube, and hit it with a hammer? Works for me when I get bubbly gum in the ol' pushbroom.
[Indicates his moustache]
Lisa Simpson : That sounds OK.
[Cut to Marge holding Lisa down on the kitchen table while Ned tries to hammer out the gum]
Lisa Simpson : Ah! Ah! Stop, stop!
Ned Flanders : Hmm. I seem to have... mashed more hair into it. Oh, well.