South Park (TV Series)
Death (1997)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Grandpa Marsh, TV Announcer, Phillip, Mr. Garrison, Martin, Newsreader, Man in Crowd, Officer Barbrady, Tom the News Reporter, Death, Great Great Grandpa Marsh, Convict
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Quotes
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Grandpa : You can kill me, can't you?
Eric Cartman : I would never kill somebody. Not unless they pissed me off.
Grandpa : Oh, is that a fact? Well, let me tell you something porky. Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch.
Eric Cartman : What?
Grandpa : That's right.
Stan : Grandpa.
Grandpa : And then, I dug up your great-grandma's skeleton and had my way with her too.
Eric Cartman : Eh.
Grandpa : Choice piece of ass your great-grandma.
Eric Cartman : You piece of crap. I'll kill you.
Grandpa : That's the spirit, tubby.
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Mr. Garrison : [returning from the bathroom] I must have caught the flu from Kenny. I've got the green apple splatters.
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Grandpa : How would you like to make a dollar, Billy?
Stan : My name's not Billy, Grandpa, it's Stan.
Grandpa : Damn it, Billy! Do you want a dollar or don't you?
Stan : Sure!
Grandpa : O.K., you just have to do one thing for me.
Stan : I'm not gonna kill you, grandpa!
Grandpa : Why not?
Stan : 'Cause I'll get in trouble!
Grandpa : I killed my grandpa when I was your age!
Stan : Leave me alone, grandpa!
Grandpa : What has America's youth come to? Kids won't even kill their own grandparents.
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[while Cartman is watching "Terrance and Phillip"]
Liane Cartman : Eric, dear. I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. She said this show is naughty, and might make you a pottymouth.
Eric Cartman : That's a bunch o' crap! Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew!
Liane Cartman : Oh. Okay, hon.