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6/10
The last (thank goodness) of the alternate universe episodes.
planktonrules27 January 2015
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One of the weakest recurring plots on "Star Trek: Deep Space 9" were the alternate reality episodes. While I adored the original show in this genre, "Mirror, Mirror" from the the original "Star Trek", doing so many follow-up episodes in this same alternate universe really, really was a big mistake. The episodes frankly became tiresome and they were basically lazy writing and kept the show from exploring newer and better story lines.

When "The Emperor's New Cloak" begins, the Grand Nagus has disappeared. Soon a CONFIDENT and ASSERTIVE Ezri Dax shows up and you know she's from the alternate reality. It seems her friends have captured the Grand Nagus and will kill him unless Quark gives them a cloaking device--which they lack in this alternate universe. Not at all surprisingly, the folks in the alternate universe turn out to be liars and users--and won't honor their agreement. Can Rom and Quark STILL manage to come out on top...and with the Grand Nagus.

This alternate reality episode is a bit better than most--which isn't saying a lot. You get to see some cute Ferengi antics and a passionate lesbian kiss. And, weirdly, Vic Fontaine (James Darren) makes an appearance outside the holosuite, as he's apparently real in the alternate world. Not terrible.
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5/10
Quark, Rom, and S&M Ezri take a trip to the mirror universe.
snarky-trek-reviews5 March 2019
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Hey there its me, Grand Negas Zek's personal assistant. You'll see me in the back ground standing three feet taller than everyone else but I never say anything.

We're here in the mirror universe looking for money. You know the mirror universe. The place where Vic Fontain isn't a hologram, Brunt is an okay dude, and Kira is a lesbian despot. Where the Federation doesn't exist and Worf and Garek are all buddy buddy and in charge of an alliance. We didn't bring an entourage or anything. I mean honestly, why would The Grand Negas need a contingent of body guards and financial advisors when he has me.

Anyway, things aren't really going that well because instead of making money Zek is getting extorted for a cloaking device. Don't worry though, Quark and Rom are on the case. Gay Kira says we will be out of this cell as soon as they can get here with the cloaking device. Oops, she punched me in the stomach. Double oops, Quark and Rom are in jail with us.

Oh the humanity! Anyway, Garek is about to inject us with something that will boil our internal organs. But he's being out smarted by Quark, Rom, and Zek. Honestly, its a thing of beauty. Oh neat, Rom sabotaged the power grid while installing the cloak. And look, S&M Ezri is here to save us. And nice guy Brunt is dead. How about that. Not only are we going to escape but we've also changed the balance of power in this universe.

This episodes wraps up the mirror universe story line on a mostly happy note. Its too silly to take seriously, but I don't hate it.
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5/10
Put away the mirror for a while.
thevacinstaller24 January 2023
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Well, I have to pile on with the herd and express my exhaustion with the mirror universe storylines. It worked in TOS as a one off episode but on subsequent viewings the characters really do come off as comic book level of villainy. All these episodes would have worked for me better if the characters could be written to be at least somewhat believable and truly sympathetic. I think I enjoyed the first mirror universe DS9 episode because they went that route with jake sisko's mom.

There's just not much here to discuss or look deeper into beyond the action/adventure that was presented to us. I guess they threw the lesbians a bone with some kissing scenes? That's something, right? Ezri looks hot as a punk pirate --- Well, that's all I got here folks.
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4/10
Another Tiresome Episode of the Alternate Universe
Hitchcoc11 November 2018
Once again, characters from Deep Space Nine end up in the alternate universe. Once again, the Grand Nagus needs to be rescued. Once again, the same old plot issues come forward. That incarnation of KIra is so tiresome. Please! No more!
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8/10
Mirror universe
student_points5 December 2021
Although most of the mirror universe episode are far from interesting, this one was Allright. Maybe because it involved my favourite characters: Garak and Quark. I always loved the secret torches Quark carried for jadzia and now Ezri, it makes him more human. And Garak has always been my favourite character. I found the interactions between Worf and Garak in the alternate universe the previous time quite hilarious. Here they don't have that many scenes together but they are still brilliant. Worf with his fiery, blunt character like an elephant in a China cupboard and Garak trying to dance around him made me LOL. So all in all not the best episode but quite oké.
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3/10
Ugh - that was painful
mikey-19017 July 2020
I am the biggest Star Trek fan ever. But wow the writing and the entire idea of this episode was just awful. I really struggled to get through it but I did.
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8/10
Another visit to the alternate universe
Tweekums13 January 2010
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Normally when I realise an episode is going to be centred on the Ferengis I expect that what follows will be an inferior episode which is full of less than amusing comic situations, thankfully this one was better than that.

As the episode starts Quark is complaining about the doctor getting friendly with Ezri and he is upset when the two leave together. Later he thinks his luck has improved when Ezri turns up at his room looking very sexy... this however is not Ezri Dax but Ezri Tigan from the alternate universe and she is claiming the the Ferengi leader, the Grand Negus has been captured there and if they want him back they must provide provide them with a cloaking device. Quark and Nog manage to steal one off a visiting Klingon ship but when they get to the alternate universe it becomes apparent that the deal they made won't be honoured and that the people there seem to betray each other whenever they think it will serve their purposes.

This was a fairly entertaining episode, it was particularly amusing when Quark and Nog taunted the alternate universe's Garak about how his interrogation skills were feeble compared to the Garak back on DS9. It was also a bit of a surprise to see Ezri and Kira share a kiss; even if it was just their alternates. Nicole de Boer was great in the role of Ezri Tigan she demonstrated that she can play sexy parts as well as more restrained characters like the Ezri we are used to.
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5/10
Alternate Ezri??
anthropidia6 October 2020
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The only redeeming quality this episode had was seeing Vic Fontaine getting phasered in the chest.
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1/10
Don't bother
morn196018 August 2020
Just another stupid alternate universe episode. Easy to skip just like the vic Fontaine episodes
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4/10
Disappointing.
stuart-smith72914 March 2021
We're getting closer to the end of the series but the last few episodes seem stand alone and not offering much to the overall story.

This is only my second Star Trek series I've watched, Enterprise the first and that ended horrifically, I really hope this picks up and soon.
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5/10
Captain Smiley wants me to debrief you
snoozejonc21 September 2023
Quark and Rom go on a rescue mission to the mirror universe.

This could be an entertaining episode if the humour works for you, but I personally struggle with it.

When the premise is "let's do one last Ferengi or Mirror Universe episode" you suspect the writers might be less focussed on plot and more on giving actors the opportunity to have fun with certain versions of their characters. This certainly feels the case with this one.

The use of Nog is relatively good as he is presented as being quite baffled with the mirrorverse as most viewers probably were by this point in Star Trek's running.

There are some enjoyable aspects like seeing the mirror versions of characters like Kira and Ezri who entertain by being so different. I quite like the appearance of Vic Fontaine.

I find others like Garak, Worf and Bashir to be quite irritating. The actors do their best, but have no material to work with and little but their OTT performances to generate laughs. Unfortunately this is combined with Wallace Shawn's Negus, whose voice grates on me even in the good Ferengi stories.

Comedy is in the eye of the beholder so others may enjoy it more if it appeals to their sense of humour.
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2/10
Another silly and dull mirror episode
tomsly-4001530 November 2023
Episode 12 of the last season and they still show standalone episodes with not attempt to move the story line to conclusion???

And why is it, that we see another alternate universe episode? This topic is done. We have seen all we need to see. Especially since this episode adds nothing to the storyline of the alternate universe. We witness - yet again - terrible acting from evil Kira in her skin-tight black dress. This time accompanied by an even worse acting evil Ezri in similar black dress which absolutely did not work for this character. In no second I believed that this Ezri character is now a meany.

And this Nagus story was dumb as well. Travels to the alternate universe to explore new business oportunities. Only accompanied by his speechless und useless bodyguard.

You have to imagine: The Nagus rules whole Ferenginar. The Ferengi are an advanced race capable of intergalactic travel. To reach such an evolution in technology lots of inventions have to be done prior to that, meaning: This civilization muss be old. Compared to earth it would be safe to say, that such a highly developed civilization must have 10-20 billion individuums - maybe even scattered over several planets. And here we have the Nagus, that is their leader. Yet, you do not see any other people around him but his one bodyguard. No assistants, no counselors, no politicians, no company leaders, no military... just no one. As if a person alone would be making deals that would impact billions of people. The Nagus would be accompanied by an entourage bigger than the one of the US president. And he only is the leader of around 340 million people, not a whole race and planet like the Nagus!
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